Solid Snake

I fear this day would come, how can someone like me enjoy a damn show filled with love and ponies and some other rainbow ****!!!! I can't believe it, it all started when I was on the interwebz bashing on pony loving dumbasses, it was great trolling on those poor bastards but one day I had an idea (which I regret) I decided to watch the best episode of the mlp show so I can nitpick and find flaws on the best episode and use it to prove those idiots they're wasting their time! BHAWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :D

in the end I end up failing and sadly liking the show

I tried resisting, for god sake I even tried watching DBZ all over again just so I can forget that awful enjoyment with VIOLENCE :) but even my childhood anime can't save me!

I tried watching other shows on netflix like that 70s show, breaking bad, ect but seeing mlp on netflix kills me with temptation to WATCH IT!!!

hell I even went outside and hang out with some bubs, but after I came home I had the feels again...

so does anyone have a way to resist this "pony"? thing I planned to smoke weed again but I realize that might even make this situation worst because c'mon weed+ rainbows dash= DOOOOOOM!!!...

I need help to resist or should I just cave in and be a part of something I bashed on for years...

btw this is based on a true story... sadly :(

at first I thought it was brogers, but when I discovered bronies I was like "SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

however you cant beat those furries when it comes to weird fandoms...

unless your a Beliebers

or an okatu, dear god all you do is worship anime like if the key to the heavens

but cant get worse then those console fanboys...

unless your a part of the pc gaming master race....

I also think we have a toaster fandom... I might actually join tht sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeett!

My is making my mustache shoot lasers :)

for those non-believers or believers who just pretend they are satan and supposedly attack yahoo answers with lies

My mustache is almost as powerful as chuck norris bread + Bruce Lee pubes

I'm only doing this to save american and the world.

Knife:

Pros

No ammo needed

No reloads needed

No recoil

Can go medium range (SPRING PROJECTORS) but still very limited

isn't difficult to learn

Cons:

Must be at touching range

Damage vary from sharpness and they way you stab an opponent

Gun (Handgun)

Pros:

Range!

Also Excellent for cqc

Very Deadly

can go though different types of material

Cons:

ammo is needed (usually limited clip size)

Recoil

You need skill (Aim)

Things can happen (Trigger can stop, ect)

Reloading

what do you prefer for defense?

black is not a natural color for camouflage unless its dark

wtf it has like 4000 chemicals and they blame it on nicotine as the cause of cancer??????

and why arent people buying e-cigs they save u money and its friendly for the people around you but the best part u only get your nicotine!!!! not those 4000 causing cancer chemicals

*codec call*

this is snake, listen I have a mission for you solider, your mission is simple, infiltrate the nearest McDonald and destroy it so we can stop the source of obesity in your area. This is a top secret mission planned by the government and Obama himself. Be careful I'm going to send a care package with all the items u need.

items

rations- survival( good source of protein)

tactical mask- Immune to McDonald smelly bathrooms

USP.45- basic combat handgun excellence for your mission

Desert eagle- when u encounter fat soldiers it difficult to kill them since their fat makes the bullets bounce off

Green grenade- smoke grenade that has the scent of veggies, your enemies will be out cold

McDonald camo- you'll look like a employee from McDonald

Burger P.orn magazine - No enemy solider will resist looking at naked burgers

you need the toaster for toast

but... no toast then that means no toaster

what can first

if you can find out you could win a toaster

im a mgs fan own all the games from metal gear solid, metal gear solid 2 son of liberty, metal gear solid 3 snake eatter, and guns of the patriots. even ghost babel(gbc spin off)

anyway is it worth my $60 or should i buy another game?

just found out

i have comcast and i scared to go to pirate bay

watch this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJzqQoWKPzQ

these people just hate us to the core. i just dont understand these people thinking they can hurt us with their puny nukes :D compared to our big boys