tfd

(for a bit of retro gaming when i'm bored) now i may be a sad fu*ker but what i want to no is can anyone remember where the f*ck is the crystal on the Labrinth level?

What is it made from?

Now that Randy Lerner owns both Aston Villa F.C and the Cleveland Browns i want to find out more about my american new found family,Are the Browns good? as i'm ignorant of American Football should i support them?

Dangermouse or Batfink,in your mighty opinion just which of these two was the greatest?

Ed the Duck,Gordon the Gopher or Pinky Punky?

I'm a 26 year old guy and my problem is this...

Four years ago i was convicted of football violence,

as it was the fourth time i had been arrested for the same thing i spent ten months in jail and got a 10year ban from every ground in the country. I was lucky enough to find a half decent job soon after i got out and have not been involved in any of that sh**e since,6 months ago i met a fantastic woman and i told her everything soon after luckily she was cool about it but her parents are coming over from france soon and her dad wants me to taake him to match her but i'm f***ing banned from every ground in britian till 2012 how the f**k do i tell him that??