Amina

A blonde is doing a Jigsaw puzzle, and really cant figure out how the pieces go. So, she calls her boyfriend and says: "Honey, I really cant get this puzzle, can you please come over and help me?"

He says "Of course, I can help you. What is the picture on the box of?"

Shes says :"Its a tiger"

He says: "Ill be right over"

So 10 minutes later he arrives and walks into the living room to see his G/F waiting for him. He walks over to her, looks at the puzzle and then picks up the box.

He Says " Honey, I think you should go relax, maybe make a cup of tea. when youre done, were going to put all the Frosted Flakes in back in the box".

This joke was ggrrrrrrreeat!!

This is going to sound weird, I know. I met this lady at a clothes store, she was really nice and we talked a little bit about going to school because she saw me buying a backpack. (Im 24, BTW) Anyhow I mentioned some details like my Name and where I worked. This lady actually called me at my job today (imagine that!!), and wanted to talk to me about a money making oppurtunity involving the internet and etc. She wants to meet on Friday...Anyone know anything about this?? I know this sounds weird...lol..

Any advice, Besides "Shes crazy and Dont do it" is appreciated!

We just settled/bought out home in mid january. We received a bill in the mail for taxes...it isnt specific as to what kind of taxes and the settlement company is confused. Usually tax vills come in the spring and fall, and ours are being escrowed anyway. I am NOT impressed with the settlement company so far, they dont seem to have any answers as to how this tax bill popped out of no where and have been able to offer no answers. I know no one is looking in a crystal ball, but does anyone have advice on where to go from here?

The 1099 would be from Avon.What is the penalty if I file my taxes and not wait for a form that may never come? The company has no info for me and cant tell me if Im even gettting one.

How would I report this on my taxes? I called avon and asked If I would be getting a 1099 form and they said they have no record of me in the system, when I was told that the tax dept handeled this they couldnt transfer me, b/c they didnt have the number. I did technically buy over $5000 from the company, but I know I didnt make that much in sales. I still have leftover product!!.I dont want to get audited...Any advice anyone?