Champion Lennon's Oracle

Just read some of his comments in this morning's paper, great reading by the way and in it Ally says "Our bigger SPL players should have done better today".

Wow!!! How can he be so dumb?

I will spell it out for him, the Rangers have NO SPL players, NONE whatsoever, NIL, NADA, ZILCH, NOT one of his players are SPL because they are ALL 3rd division diddy players and that FACT was proven yesterday by a proper SPL side, Dundee United FC.

Ally is in danger of being taken away by the men in white coats and I don't mean Gregg's Bakers Ally.

Chihuahua!!!!

Gordon Strachan has today been named as Scotland manager and I am very happy with this appointment. We now have a manager who will show guille and backbone and is not just another SFA yes man.

I had a great campaign when Strachan became an unpopular choice as Celtic manager and he left us in great shape with 3 titles in 4 years.

Will the whole of the SFS postees join me in welcoming WGS as Scotland manager and say ' I'm Backing Strachan with Scotland '?

His latest statement on Sky TV is an absolute classic, he wants Dundee Utd to give ALL the cup game tickets to Rangers fans and NONE to the home side.

Is this fecking idiot even allowed out of the insane asylum on his own?

You could not make this up but I saw it and still find my jaw wide open at his stupidity.

Can he drag this third division joke club down farther?

Can you spread the good news?

A young Sevconian fan stopped a police car and said "Officers, my dad is in a big fight in that pub, please can you help me?".

The policemen ran into the pub and there was 4 big ugly bastards slugging it out with each other.

They turned to the lad and asked "Which one is your dad sonny?".

The wee lad said "I don't know, that is what they are fighting about".

Hahahahaha!!!!!

I am away today for the Champions League game v Spartak Moscow and I am really looking forward to seeing Moscow again.

Are there any of the sites many Celtic fans up for a meeting in Moscow?

I am staying at The Ararat Park Hyatt Moscow Hotel, 4 Neglinnaya Street Moscow.

Get there before the game and we can have a few drinks on me.

Come on over and ask for The Oracle at the front desk.

In this current climate of deciding the correct procedure, would it be remiss of us to not ballot the honest fans of SFS with a view to finding out if we want them in our questions and answers forum?

I'd like a show of hands at least as to whether they can join us next season, what do you think should be their punishment?

Viva Espana, the final v Italy was so beautiful, the football was the best I have ever seen in my lifetime.

My question is, who can stop this Spanish team winning everything for the next 20 years?

Have a grande fiesta from your friends in Scotland.

The old 'no-one likes us, we don't care' brigade have been dealt another blow when the SFL Division 1 big teams have indicated that they will vote against them entering the league set up.

Stop the dithering and send them packing down to division 3, IF they can get in there!!!!

Discuss amongst yourselves.

Chelsea somehow won the Champions League this season but did you think they were negative and

boring?

In my opinion and I stress this is my opinion, Chelsea would get football stopped playing that negative garbage football, they have some quality flair players but chose to play the way they did, I don't want to see them in a final again and I am sure that watching Abramovich squirm the way he did was caused by the negative way they played and I can't see RDM as long term coach at The Bridge.

What do you think?

Discuss it amongst yourselves.

There is evidence that is about to be made public on a BBC documentary this Wednesday 7.30pm and its content will shake Scottish football to the core.

It alleges that David Murray had an investigative team hack the phones of Fergus McCann and other senior Celtic officials and use the information to outbid their rivals in transfer dealings.

This is another nail in the coffin of Rangers FC and if found to be true, then prosecution will be applied by the law.

Can this desperate man sink any lower as he attempts a court injuncion in a bid to stop thes truths being made public during his former teams trying times?

On Sunday the party is going to be magnificent when we finally get our hands on the SPL trophy, I am looking forward to seeing the boss lift that big cup over his wee ginger head and sticking it to the critics who have slated him from the off, now he is the CHAMPIONS manager, they should say well done but they won't because they can't stand the fact that HE is the CHAMPION winning manager.

Will you get on your knees and laud this great manager?

Well done The Hibees and I look forward to the game tomorrow and hopefully we can join them, which would see the final a battle of The Greens and Hampden will be covered in green white and gold.

Hail Hail!!!!

What with your lot burying their heads in the sand, will there be any room left for sunbathers?

Discuss amongst yourselves.

Our marvellous manager Neil Lennon has said that Celtic fans will NOT be gloating when we win.

Well I for one will be gloating like a gloating gloater from gloataria and telling the Rancid FC fans.......................GIRFUYYDHB!!!!!!

Will you defy his orders?

We are going to have a party at the home of Scotland's open shame.

Best behaviour from our hosts is not expected but party time for us is going to be a riot.

I just hope they can enjoy watching the SPL chumps losing their title and the new kings of the league Celtic romping to victory.

This makes Scottish football the winner!!!!

Discuss at length, thank you!!!!

We will just have to 'make do' with winning the SPL and the Scottish Cup Final.

Pffft, it will be hard but we should just about manage TWO bowlfuls of Jelly and Ice Cream.

Party time is a coming.

I'd just like to say it was a good game by the Killie boys and while Celtic had a clear penalty denied them, it's no sour grapes from me.

God Bless John Kelly RIP.

After the great success of 'You just can't get enough', I was thinking of an appropriate song to sing to the cream buns as we thrash them at Ipox and then this song came to mind.

Will you help me make this wee dream a reality and pass it on to your Celtic mates who are going to the game a week on Sunday?

I thank you in advance and hope they belt it out.

Hahahahaha!!!!!!

Mr Doncaster has stated that there will be an investigation into how Rangers cheated to win the SPL on six or more occassions and when found guilty, they will be stripped of those titles.

Now who will be picking out the stitching on that 5th star on all the jerseys?