The Voices Are Getting Louder

Somehow I'm thinking 1000 characters is not going to be enough the delve into the true extent of my madness!! Proud to be a Scot even tho... Being Scottish is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or , a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Only in Scotland can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Scotland do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Scotland do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. 543 Scots were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth...Scotland... Amazing or what???