Andy F

Now that Argentina and Chile are getting " a bit miffed " by the positioning of an oil platform, do you think it will all kick off again?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8533860....

In the Skeleton Bob at the Olympics, Amy Williams (Great Britain) won the gold medal through hard work and skill, yet the Americans and Canadians are questioning her win claiming she was wearing an illegal helmet..

Why can't they accept the best Girl won and stop moaning.

Which two characters in the book are weak and how are they presented?

Every time I open Internet explorer it closes down straight away.

When I click to open IE7 the page loads then closes down, I have tried doing a system restore and a virus scan , but still the problem persists.

Any help woiuld be greatfully appreciated, thank you.

Do you think the they receive all those stars because the question is interesting or simply because of who they are.

Jennifer Aniston asked about funny moments with your pets and received 700+ stars, but is really that interesting a question.

What are your views?

the neighbour looked over the fence and asked what she was doing?

"My goldfish has died and I am just burying him" she answered.

" Why is the hole so large, if it was just a goldfish" asked the neighbour.

" Because it was inside your F***in cat said Nancy!!

I heard an old song on the radio over the weekend and would like to know the artist etc.

" I dedicate to you

All my love

My whole life through

I love you forever and ever"

Thanks for your help..

I have followed the step by step guide on the PS3 website to access online gaming but after the connection test, I keep on getting the message DNS Error 80710102.

Does anyone know what I am doing wrong and what I can do to out it right.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you.

We've had loads of these programmes on tv over the last couple of years, but are they all pretty much the same?

Does anybody have any new suggestions for a new Reality show that hasn't been made before?

A man walks by and asks what they are looking at? They tell him, they are trying to find out how tall it is , but they don't have a ladder to climb to the top.

The man goes to his van and returns with his toolbox. He unbolts the fixings and lays the flagpole flat on the ground. He then measures it and informs the women of the measurements and then goes back to work.

"Typical bloody man" says one of the women.

You ask a man for the height of something and he tells you the bloody length.

One moans to the other: "Whenever I go home after being out, I turn out the headlights, kill the engine and coast into the garage. Then I sneak up the stairs, undress in the bathroom and ease gently into bed.

But STILL my wife wakes up and yells at me for being out so late".

His Pal says: " You're doing it all wrong mate. I screech into the drive, slam the car door, storm up the stairs, throw my shoes across the bedroom floor, jump into the bed and rub my hands across my wife's bum and say: `How about a Bl ow Job? - and she's always fast asleep."

West Ham rolled over for ManUre yesterday, should we let Chelsea win 20-0 so they can go top of the Prem and wipe that smug look of Ferguson's face?

We've been blaming the beer for all these years.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080423/od_nm/witchcra...

Increases in the budget are:

Beer up 4p a pint

Wine up 14p a bottle

Cider up 3p a pint

Spirits up 55p a bottle

Cigarettes up 11p a packet

At least he has left the fuel duty alone until October

My wife recently started a new job and seems to be paying an awful lot of tax, is there any way of finding out?

The person she needs to speak to in the Payroll Dept at work is on holiday for a month and nobody there can give her the information she needs.

Mine would be automatic encarcaration for anyone found guilty of queue jumping...lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqCn5nuasHM