normie_dee

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son

playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop & her son saying........

''All of you b ** tards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the

last stop! And all of you b ** tards who are getting on, get your ass in the

train, cause we are going down the tracks.''

The horrified mother went in and told her son, ''We don't use that kind of

language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for

TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you

to use nice language.''

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his

train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say,

"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all

your belongings with

you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope

your trip was a pleasant one.''

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask

you to stow all your hand luggage under your seat. Remember there is no

smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey

with us today.''

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are

pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat b *tch in the

kitchen."

How do You kill Or get rid of these horrid Creatures.?

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