Boogie Man

I'd wear lederhosen.

Picture: Something I randomly came across.

Name: I'm into disco music (i'm into metal, too, but that's beside the point). There's a KC & The Sunshine Band song called Boogie Man, so I figured it would work out both ways with my taste in disco along with my tendency to be a bit mischievous (he looks mischievous).

True for me. Too lazy to get out and go to the bathroom, lol.

"Peri" (parry)

It's an old childhood nickname from middle & high school. It's was the other kid's way of making fun of the fact that I can't pronounce perimeter. I say it like, "parry meter," and I guess the other kids just found that funny.

Name: I didn't really want to use my real name, and I wanted to come off as a gentleman of sorts. Plus it adds to the picture.

Picture: Just a random picture I found and used, because the zombie looks relatively like me. I just kind of like the idea of being undead, but keeping your mentality about you.

You can't really tell a girl is a lesbian anyway. It's not like they wear a big sign on their chest that says, "Hi, i'm a lesbian," and I should know, I studied that chest very well before I walked over.

If i'm not being rude about it, then there's no reason for you to be rude about it. Just politely decline, and then I got my big boy pants on, so I can take it like a man and walk away. Simple as that. No need to cause a scene over something so petty.

"You're a pusillanimous, parsimonious, pettifogging spotted prancer. Sounds good, yeah?"

(Don't worry, I still love you)

*sigh*... I have 2 little sisters, both 11. My parents usually take them, but last year my mom wanted to stay home & hand out candy, while my dad was away on business. So, guess who gets to take them? I showed up at 6 wearing my normal clothes, and my sisters (+ all their friends) were like, "Jer, where's your costume?"

So, deciding that me going as myself wasn't scary or fun, they basically dragged me & gave me a makeover.

So, my face is plastered with makeup, my hair in pigtails, and i'm wearing my mom's pink polka dot dress. Let's not forget the stockings, laced sandals, and the rose hairpin...

=_= I am never taking them trick or treating again

If you've ever noticed, there are people who when they go to sit with you or talk to you, they take their cellphone out and set it down in front of them like it will ring any second. If someone does that in front of me, I just stop talking and walk away.

You putting that cellphone down tells me that you would rather not be talking to me and trying to be sneaky about it is, if you ask me, very rude. If you don't want to talk, then tell me; it's not like i'm gonna blow a fuse or something. I can't stand people who aren't forward with what they want or how they feel.

For me, it would be my laugh, as it's very enduring. It's like a hyena mixed with a squeaker toy (you know, like the toys you get for a dog?)

... Plus, I snort too, but that's beside the point.

And I mean girl-length hair, not some 5 inch hairdo that some idiots consider "long".

For me, eh... If it feels like one and it looks like one, then I don't give a damn.

Might seem weird with me having a Kingdom Hearts display, but my real favorite game is Nier.

The soundtrack is awesome, the storyline is awesome, and not to mention the unique designs to it. Also, Kaine as well (and yes, i'm aware that she's a hermaphrodite).

For me, probably being a Youtube Let's Player. I'm a gamer, so it wouldn't be unfitting.

I did appear in a video once, but the account it was on has long since been deleted. 2 guys from school found out I also had GTAIV, and they had a channel, and so they invited me to play with them. Problem was I didn't necessarily "play" so much as randomly just showing up out of nowhere, and killing them while they horsed around. Got crap for it from them and their few subscribers. So then again, being a Let's Player might not work out... Oh well.

Mine is The Shortest Straw by Metallica

I'd make it so I had less trust in people. That might sound bad, but I think I trust people a little too much.

I remember growing up (from age 12 on up), my mom would always hand me a glass and go, "here you go son, some grape juice," and i'd think, "oh, I love grape juice!" I'd drink the "grape juice" and then this is how it would play out.

Mom: "... So, how did that taste?" (She and I always made homemade stuff, so asking how stuff tasted wasn't unusual like it would be if we just got stuff from a store)

Me: "Eh... It was good, but a bit too strong."

Mom: "... You know what it was?"

Me: "Huh?"

Mom: "That was wine"

And then she'd laugh about it. She did it like 2 times a month, i'd fall for it every time, and she'd always laugh about giving me alcohol. I blame her for my liking of wine ):

Have a bunch of people eating fruits and veggies; all the while, have some people dressed up as said fruits and veggies performing this song.

Luke = "From Lucanus, a region in southern Italy"

... I don't even have a drop of Italian blood in me; i'm of Scottish and German ancestry :/

Mine is either Sarcophagus by Nile, Possession by Whitechapel, or Eaten by Bloodbath.

I'm not usually into the heavier stuff like this, but i've gotten into it a bit recently.

Baldanders (as shown) is a character from a game series called Puyo Puyo. He's an armor-clad dog who was summoned by a girl named Feli, and even though she doesn't really like him (because Bal doesn't like the boy that she crushes on), he still likes her and follows her around.

I chose Baldanders for 2 reasons. I really like the Puyo Puyo series, and I can relate to him in a way. I always seem to be the guy that when he goes for a girl that he likes, she turns out to like another guy and just kind of gets written off. Also, the Jolly Roger is there so that the name doesn't go, "Balda..."