Hal Roach

Welcome to Yahoo Answers, where people who are too stupid to use a search engine come to post questions that have already been answered thousands of times! I entertain myself with the idiocy of the Religion & Spirituality section. I don't kid myself into making the top 10 over there; you need multiple accounts and have to massively cheat for points to do that, and I just don't have the time. But be sure to play the unofficial R&S drinking game: *drink* every time you see one of those questions that gets posted dozens of times a week (Pascal's Wager, "Why are atheists here?", "What's the difference between Catholic and Christian?", etc.) Special thanks to all of the Jesus freaks who sent me hate mail when I still had my email link here; it only served to reinforce my already low opinion of you.