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Have purchased some Comm-Play Stereo Gaming Headset CP-PRO headphones, however I normally Connect PS3 via HDMI cable, but these headphones have a usb cable (to power the headphones) and a red and white cable for audio. So for a solution am I able to do the above ? Any ideas would be appreciated.

A site that up dates it joke's regularly.

I am looking two join together two single divan beds, but have lost the metal clips that join them together. Anyone know where I can buys these and how much they are ?

I am aware that people have been having issues with the online part on this game, anyone know when a fix is likely to happen ?

Secondly only owed the PS3 since yesterday, so wondering if updates are released does the PS3 download them automatically or do I need to do something ?

My ipod will not allow me to add album artwork, also it keeps telling me it cannot access the internet yet it will allow me to open itunes from my library. It is an ipod classic.

Running windows XP, connection with BT Hub. Worked fine yesterday, however either does not connect or very slow today and also just disconnects as and when it feels like it. Is there anyway to remove all connections and set up again ?

Any other advice would be appreciated.

If you have some pictures of friends and family on your pc, why not try this link out.

www.elfyourself.com

Once you have uploaded your pictures, and elfed yourself, use the id code in add voice to send the link to friends and family.

Example www.elfyourself.com/?id=1367519988.

Hope you enjoy.

To forward the dancing elf', all you need to do is go to add voice, take the 10 digit number code, then cancel add voice. Then add it as in the example above, replacing the numbers.

If you have some pictures of friends and family on your pc, why not try this link out.

www.elfyourself.com

Once you have uploaded your pictures, and elfed yourself, use the id code in add voice to send the link to friends and family.

Example www.elfyourself.com/?id=1367519988.

Hope you enjoy.

But baby pigeon said, “I can’t make it; I’ll get too tired.” His mother said, “Don’t worry; I’ll tie a piece of string to one of your legs and the other end to mine.”

The baby started to cry.

“What’s wrong?” said the mother.

“I don’t want to be pigeon towed!”

Star if you didn't laugh. Thanks.

Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.

One turned to the other and said, “Hello.”

The other one thought, “I wonder what he meant by that.”

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer’s file and called him into his office.

“Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you’re ready to go home. I’m only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.”

“Oh, he didn’t kill himself,” Mr. Haroldson replied. “I hung him up to dry.”

Star if you laugh. Thanks.

While leading a party of Girl Scouts through the woods in silent Indian fashion, the troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in an indecent act.

"Back ladies, back!" cried the leader. "There's a very dangerous beast out there!"

But it was too late. Several of the girls had more or less seen it all. They asked their leader what was happening.

"Well, if you must know, that man and woman were practicing a brand new form of artificial respiration."

"Wow!" exclaimed the oldest of the group. "I know which merit badge I'm gonna try for next."

Star if you laugh. Thanks

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike.

"Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300," he asked.

"Easy, Dad," little Johnny replied. "I earned it hiking."

"Come on Johnny," the father said. "Tell me the truth."

"That is the truth!" Johnny replied.

"Every night you were gone, Mom's boss, Mr. Reynolds, would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!"

Star if you laughed.Thanks

"Hey, Mom," asked Johnny "can you give me twenty dollars?"

"Certainly not."

"If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."

His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?"

"He said, 'Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.' "

Star if you laughed.

Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is. Her reply was, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."

Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again the mother's reply was, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."

The boy then asks, "Why did daddy leave you?" To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and then sends him to his room.

On the way to his room, the boy trips over his mother's purse. When he picked it up, her driver's license fell out. The boy looked it over and went back to his mother saying, "I know all about you now. You're 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds, and daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"

Please star if you laughed.

A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when his father walked in and said, "Son, if you don't stop doing that, you'll go blind."

The boy said, "Dad, I'm over here."

Please star.

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!"

The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the second guy will do.

The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"

The other says, "Go home dad, you're drunk."

A nurse walks into a bank.

Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

She looks at the flabbergasted teller and says, "Well, that's great. That's really great. Someone's got my pen."

Star please.

A man follows a woman out of a movie theatre. She has a dog on a leash.

He stops her and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I couldn't help but notice that your dog was really into the movie. He cried at the right spots, he moved nervously in his seat at the boring parts, but most of all, he laughed like crazy at the funny parts. Did you find that unusual??"

"Yes," she replied, "I found it very unusual ... because he hated the book!"