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12/16/07 Dream 2: A hotel manager tries to tell a group of people the benefits of the hotel because my discontent is obvious. The mouse for the computers were moving so slowly that it seemed that the computers would freeze.

12/16/07: The coworker who sits in my office tells me that she talked with my babysitter and was mad at me because my babysitter handmade a purple dress for me, and I never wore it. I open up the middle left drawer to show her that I do still have it.

10/31/07: I had an interview but it turned out to be the first day on the job. I had to explain that I needed at least two weeks' notice for my other job before I started that one.

11/21/07: I dreamt that I had holes in my chin. What does that mean?

11/21/07: I dreamt that my coworkers went to a hippy restaurant where some people were topless

11/25/07: I drove a long train full of cargo. I made a Mario-like move and made the train leap from a cliff to railroad tracks on a bridge. There was a large gap between the first car and the second. Right next to the bridge were two houses: one for my mom and dad, the other for my aunt and uncle. They were each on a knobby hill just big enough for the house. Dad was saying something about filling the part between the house and the ground with white flint to keep the house stable

I had a series of dreams where I forgave my bullies by befriending them. Sometimes it ended up sexual, sometimes not. In one dream a bully got thrown out of a restaurant and got shot. I was the only one at his funeral.

11/28/07: I dreamt that I went to see a play and the main character had a donkey mask on, as if he were in Midsummer Night's Dream. Then I saw a guy and started to hear the song "Milkshake" by Kelis. Very random.

11/30/2007: I ice skated from one end of a mall to the other end. When I reached the other end, I joined an ice skating rehearsal with many others.

12/4/2007: I dreamt that I was in a Japanese high school. One girl was wearing bright rainbow-striped gym shorts that looked like underwear. I think I have been watching too much anime.

12/4/2007: I dreamt that I went to an anniversary shower for people I didn't know. The anniversary indicated that they had been together for two and a half years. The girl had straight, long red hair and freckles. She was a firefighter. The man was average looking, like Owen Wilson without the nose. I went to an hors d'oevres display to finish my drink from the night before. Then I started making a fluffer nutter sandwich. I think the marshmallows and peanut butter was supposed to represent their union.

12/6/07: 1: A little girl told a ship owner that some kids had graffittied something inappropriate and unapproved on the side of his boats. 2: I dreamt something that made me think that someone was putting false information about me online. 3. A football player kicked a baby like a football and the baby went outside the field goal. 4. Each of the three dreams I dreamt previously were represented by three people in the fourth dream. 5. I forgot the fifth one. 6. A group of people helped football players move secretively from the underground of one stadiuum to the underground of another one next door while cheering, "R-I-T-E-O R-E-X-O-E-O," to the tune of a Planters peanuts commercial

12/7/07: I was going through a coworker's DVD collection that was laying horizontally and on its side instead of vertically or flat. I came across a book about "Being an Electrician," with a woman's picture cropped at the shoulders. I suggested that we send out those books to all of our employees.

12/09/07: I was explaining to someone an English class with the professor from Harry Potter with the glass eye that moves around a lot. In that class was a story about a guy who kept oracle animals, but would not give them their freedom. The teacher illustrated by showing us the animals. One was a parrot that acted as a compass. The other was a monkey that could fly by making the end of his tail act as a helicopter. If you put copper up its ***, then he would create a brass coin. You flipped the coin to help predict the future.

12/10/07: A recordkeeper dies because I accidentally gave her an overdose of medication. Dad goes to her funeral and takes over her job.

12/10/07: Garfield and Odie are looking at a bunch of keyboard symbols that are supposed to represent a drawing, like a grandscale emoticon. They depict their interpretation of it as a large photo album tree that they carry on their back

12/15/06: I had my tongue pierced, but my upper lip was also pierced by proxy. My upper lip had a ragged hole in it that seemed like it would rip open

...but you were having a hard time proving to potential employers that you would relocate with your own money?

1. Support your family with a high-paying job in a state where you don't want to live

OR

2. Have your spouse support the family with a low-paying job in a state where you do want to live