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  • How do I get Criminal Case working?

    I can do everything execpt get into the current case.

    If I try I get - Error Info: "FlashCode: 2032, HTTPStatus: 0, FileName: sp.json"

    Flash is up to date.

    Uninstalling and reinstalling doesn't work Clearing the cache doesn't work.

    I'm having no trouble whatsoever with other games.

    1 AnswerFacebook4 years ago
  • Criminal Case is not behaving?

    I can do everything execpt get into the current case.

    If I try I get - Error Info: "FlashCode: 2032, HTTPStatus: 0,

    FileName: sp.json"

    Flash is up to date. Uninstalling and reinstalling doesn't work

    Clearing the cache doesn't work.

    I'm having no trouble whatsoever with other games.

    1 AnswerFacebook4 years ago
  • Countdown problem?

    Target: 654

    Numbers available: 1, 10, 25, 50, 75, 100

    3 AnswersMathematics6 years ago
  • Dog for sale ?

    A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale'. He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.

    "Yes." the Labrador replies. After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man says,

    "So, tell me your story."

    The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I was sold to the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years.

    "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals.

    "Then I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."

    The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. "Ten quid," the owner says.

    "Ten quid!!? But your dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"

    "Because he's a lying b*****d, he's never been out of the garden."

    3 AnswersJokes & Riddles7 years ago
  • Short Neurological Test?

    1. Find the C

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    If you've found the C, find the 6:

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    3. Now find the N:

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    This is NOT a joke. If you've passed these tests your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer's.

    4 AnswersPolls & Surveys7 years ago
  • The Cardiologist and the Mechanic?

    A Honda mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Honda when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his garage . The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage,

    "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?".

    The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the Honda. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,

    "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.

    "So how is it that I make about £24,000 a year and you probably make over £200,000 , when you

    and I are doing basically the same work?

    The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic,

    "Try doing it with the engine running."

    2 AnswersJokes & Riddles7 years ago
  • Wrong E-Mail Address?

    A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

    Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

    He checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address and, without realising his error, sent the email.

    Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He had been a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.

    She decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

    Her son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

    To: My Loving Wife

    Subject: I've Arrived

    Date: October 27, 2014

    I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you

    are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been

    checked in.

    I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking

    forward to seeing you then!!!! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

    P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

    4 AnswersJokes & Riddles7 years ago
  • It's a miracle! ?

    An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar.

    They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.

    He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.

    They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs 'My God, it's Jesus!'

    Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.

    Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter.

    Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.

    After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.

    He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness.

    When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement.

    'My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!'

    Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager.

    As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock.

    'Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone!

    'It's a miracle!'

    Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says,

    'Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit.'

    5 AnswersJokes & Riddles7 years ago
  • How does six plus ten equal nine?

    That is if:

    six minus one equals nine

    and

    seven minus five equals one

    2 AnswersJokes & Riddles7 years ago
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    I have over 100% best answers!?

    What about you?

    2 AnswersYahoo Answers7 years ago
  • A Love Story........?

    A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed -- as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. She became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was. In a quiet voice he said,

    "Do you remember the jewellers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

    The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I do remember that shop."

    He replied, "Well, I'm in the pub next door."

    4 AnswersJokes & Riddles7 years ago
  • Prove volume of pyrimid?

    How do you prove that the volume of a pyrimid is a third of that of the cuboid it fits in using only geometry?

    1 AnswerMathematics7 years ago
  • Seventh Degree of Blonde?

    Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarised. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.

    As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash,the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

    Putting her face in her hands, she moaned,

    'I come home to find all my possessions stolen.I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'

    3 AnswersJokes & Riddles8 years ago
  • Did you hear about the builder who stamped on a snail?

    'That b45+3rd, he's followed me around all day!'

    4 AnswersJokes & Riddles8 years ago
  • Sixth Degree of Blonde?

    Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

    Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, she said,

    'That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware.'

    5 AnswersJokes & Riddles8 years ago
  • Dog for Sale........?

    A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale'. He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.

    The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

    "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.

    "Yes." the Labrador replies.

    After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man says, "So, tell me your story."

    The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I was sold to the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years.

    "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals.

    "Then I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."

    The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.

    "Ten quid," the owner says.

    "Ten quid!!? But your dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"

    "Because he's a lying b*****d, he's never been out of the garden."

    3 AnswersJokes & Riddles8 years ago
  • Short Neurological Test?

    1. Find the C

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    If you've found the C, find the 6:

    99999999999999999999999999999999999999

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    99999999999999999999999999999999999999

    99999999999999999999999999999999999999

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    3. Now find the N:

    .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    . MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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    . MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    This is NOT a joke. If you've passed these tests your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer's.

    3 AnswersMental Health8 years ago
  • Short Neurological Test?

    1. Find the C

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOO

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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    If you've found the C, find the 6:

    99999999999999999999999999999999999999

    99999999999999999999999999999999999999

    99999999999999999999999999999999999999

    99999999999999999999999999999999999999

    99999999999999999999999999999999999999

    99999999999999999999999999999999999999

    96999999999999999999999999999999999999

    99999999999999999999999999999999999999

    99999999999999999999999999999999999999

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    3. Now find the N:

    .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    . MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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    .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    . MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    This is NOT a joke. If you've passed these tests your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer's.

    4 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years ago
  • Fifth degree of blonde?

    Q. What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

    A. Is it mine?

    4 AnswersJokes & Riddles8 years ago