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The traffic light turns green and you start speeding up your car from rest at constant acceleration. In the first 5.85 seconds your car moves 108 meters. How far did it move in the first 2.24 seconds? please show me how to work it out as well and not just the answer.

how do u find out what the cpu is and how fast your processor is on a windows xp home edition?

whats the most memorable house you have lived in?

hi i have to write a short essay about my name...i have no clue how to start it out which always seems to be my problem..my name is not common either so i wouldnt kno the meaning but please i need help writing about my name..by the way it RASHANA...

i need help making a thesis statement about steriod use in sports...im not really good at making a thesis statement..please help.

i Have to write a four page essay on a supreme court case that was judged unfairly( grutter v. Bollinger) but i need reasons why it was judged unfairly. if you can please help with that

this is due on thursday please help!!

i Have to write a four page essay on a supreme court case that was judged unfairly( grutter v. Bollinger) but i need reasons why it was judged unfairly. if you can please help with that

this is due on thursday please help!!

my teacher wants me to write a 5 paragraph essay about the play of macbeth to her son. tell him about the plot and characterization. also to include the reactions of the movie men of respect.

we are suppose to be writing it in a letter..i just need help on starting it out please!!! help!!

it would really be appreciated thnx =]

my friend wants me to put songs on her ipod b/c she doesnt have itunes..but how can i put songs on her ipod from my computer without erasing all mine???..plz help..provide details on onstructions plz

i dont remember the name of the movie and i havent seen it yet..but seeing the previews it was about a boy who got expelled out of a private school..then his mother transfered him to a public school..he starts acting like a physcologist or sumthing giving kids advice in the bathroom...can someone please tell me the name i would like to know thanks!

i am taking my senior pics next week friday..and i need a little bit of help..i dont know how i want to take my pics..for my personality potraits..i like taking pics..im very out going but can be shy..im friendly.. i was in rotc..adventrous..love to smile all the time..im in various clubs but i do not know how to put those in pics i want and im also a little bit over weight so im wondering if you can help me wit that too..so it doesnt seem that way in my pics..a lot of help would be nice =]

i am taking my senior pics next week friday..and i need a little bit of help..i dont know how i want to take my pics..for my personality potraits..i like taking pics..im very out going but can be shy..im friendly.. i was in rotc..adventrous..love to smile all the time..im in various clubs but i do not know how to put those in pics i want and im also a little bit over weight so im wondering if you can help me wit that too..so it doesnt seem that way in my pics..a lot of help would be nice =]

1- A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

2-It has a golden head

It has a golden tail

but it hasn't got a body.

What is it?

3- What kind of cheese is made backwards?

4- What is the next 3 letters in this riddle?

o t t f f s s _ _ _

5- A box without hinges, key, or lid,

Yet golden treasure inside is hid.

What is it?

6- Runs smoother than any rhyme, loves to fall but cannot climb!

What is it?

7- You feed it, it lives, you give it something to drink, it dies.

What is it?

8- A man was born in 1955. He's alive and well today at age 33. How is this possible?

9- I soar without wings, I see without eyes.

I've traveled the universe to and fro.

I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home.

Who am I?

10- A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

Bonus Riddle

He starts and ends 2 common English words. One painfull in love, One painfull in everyday matter. Do you know what 2 words I must be?

did anyone watch it last night?..how was it?..

The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, Where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men

increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. . .. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

'Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

A man dies and goes to hell. He discovers that there are different Hells

>>for each country. First he goes to the German Hell and asks what they do

>>there. First, they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay

>>you on a bed of nails for an hour. Then the German Devil comes in and

>>whips

>>you for the rest of the day.

>>He doesn't like this so he moves on. He goes to the US Hell, the Canadian

>>Hell, and the UK Hell, and discovers that they are all the same.

>>

>>Finally, he comes across a very long line of people waiting to get in and

>>asks, "Which Hell is this?"

>>"Someone tells him, "Oh, This is the Jamaican Hell"

>>"What do they do in here?" He

>>asks.

>>"Well, first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay

>>you on a bed of nails for an hour, then the Jamaican Devil comes in and

>>whips you for the rest of the day!"

>>"But that is just like all the other Hells." The man said, "Why is the

>>line

>>so long?"

>>"Cause inna de Jamaican Hell, electricity always lock off, the electric

>>chair naah work, sumbady tief di nail dem,and di Jamaican Devil a public

>>servant, so he *** in an' punch him time card, den go a Rum Bar fi play

>>domino fi di rest a di day!"

POLISH DIVORCE

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce is a very serious matter and would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

''Have you any grounds?''

''Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.''

''No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?''

''It made of concrete.''

''I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?''

''No, we have carport, and not need one.''

''I mean. What are your relations like?''

''All my relations still in Poland.''

''Is there any infidelity in your marriage?''

''We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.''

''Does your wife beat you up?''

''No, I always up before her.''

''Is your wife a ******?''

''No, she white.''

''Why do you want this divorce?''

'She is going to kill me.''

''What makes you think that?''

''I got proof.''

'What kind of proof?''

''She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf

in bathroom. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.' ''

theres this song dat i like but i dont know the persons name...it kind of goes like this "im soo throwed..im so throwed off im so throwed off" dats all i know

theres a song by plies i heard but i dont know the name and i need help..in the beginning hes talking and telling his mom to stop worrying or something like that but its kin of slow too..plz help..