spiggyofdeath

I understand why men like women. Women are pretty, soft and smell nice. But what is it about men that women like?

Followup question:

I'm trying to understand women, is there any point to this or should I just give up?

There's this girl at work. She is really cute and we get along fairly well. We have similar interests in music, movies etc. I like her.

Problem is, I'm 24 and she is 17. Is that too much of an age difference? It seems kind of odd, she is still in high school.

Now, I am a white guy, so a lot of hip-hop lyrics don't make sense to me. But I was listening to some random, generic hip-hop today, and the lyrics went something like "Oh baby, I love you so much, I am going to hold you down."

What the heck is this supposed to mean? How is telling a girl that you are going to hold her down a good thing? The only two meanings I can come up with, with my uncool white guy brain are: "I am going to hold you down so you cannot escape while I rape you" or "I am going to hold you down and prevent you from fufiilling your goals in life. I am going to hold you back from success, in other words."

So what the heck are these hip-hop singers actually saying, or is the whole process of trying to find meaning in hip-hop lyrics pointless?

I believe that Obama is secretly a camel that has taught himself to walk upright and speak english. Is a camel really the kind of man we want as a leader?

Join me and together, we will impeach Obama for lying about his species!

I mean, just look at all the evidence that Obama is a camel.

1) I say that he is a camel.

2) ...

3) Obama is a socialist. Camels have long been known for their socialist leanings.

4) He reads Harry Potter books, uses a Mac Laptop and drives a Ford Escape Hybrid. I mean, what more do I need to say, obviously he is a camel.