NAY! 'Tis Charles Testa!

You probably pondered if this stag was well and breathing. And this jackal was well and breathing? And this pheasant was well and breathing? NAY! Your query is false. They have perished. They have been taxidermized by Charles Testa the proud owner of Ojai Valley Taxidermy of Ojai Valley, California. I specialize in the most verisimilitudinous bereft of life eukaryotic organisms anywhere, stop. Say! Feast your eyes on that antelope operating that automobile! Nay! 'Tis just Charles Testa. Oh heavens! There is a member of the family Ursidae in my cot! Nay! Charles Testa! I beg of your pardon, I have found a leopard feasting on an impala on the back porch of my residence. Nay! 'Tis Charles Testa with another realistic mount. Post me your animals from as far as the eyes can see! Telephone Charles Testa for the most verisimilitudinous bereft of life eukaryotic organisms anywhere, stop. My! Did that rhinoceros just order some form of alcoholic beverage? Nay!