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This thing makes me fill insecure coz now am tweny1 an I never had a wet dream in my teenage,somethings wrong with me help

My legs skins especially my hip skins sometimes itches when am doing exercise please help??

BEFORE MARRIAGE

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE

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if yestarday was tomorrow then today will be friday.

This year will reach 21yrs,am paranoid with this thing.

Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they justknew that they were in love. One day they decided that theywanted to get married, so Johnny went to Susie's father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walked up to him and said "Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replied,"Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?" Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replied "In Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith said with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Susie." Again, Johnny instantly replied, "Our allowance...Susie makes 5 bucksa week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that'll do us just fine." By this time Mr. Smith was a little shocked that Johnny had put so much thought into this. So, he thought for a moment trying tocome up with something that Johnny wouldn't have an answer for. After a second, Mr.Smith said, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"

Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, we've been lucky so far...."

Me and my friends have been urguing for a time and we cant come to conclusion.help needed

3 macho mice are trying 2 outdo each other,

1st mouse said "u know those mouse poisons they put 4 us 2 eat so we can die,they are like candy to me"

2nd mouse said "do you knows those mouse traps when about to get me i stop it & do bench presses like am in gym"

3rd one said "you guyz are really tough & strong,I like to hang out with you but am running late,I gotta go to give a lesson to my wife the cat

seriously like you have the right to remain silent.its really funny if you look at coz that leaves whats the function of mouth and tongue if you have the right to remain silent?

i'll go and compete with obama playing need for speed carbon.what about you?

their is this clip of chinese kickboxers which they were both afraid of fighting because of hutting their balls.

Me.i'll ask her to marry me.

what about you?

1st Qn.your participating in a race.you overtake the second car in which position are you?

2nd Qn.if you overtake the last car in which position are you?

3rd Qn.mary's father have five daughters.th 1st daughter is nana,th 2nd is nene,3rd is nini and the 4th is nono,whats the name of the fifth daughter?