Spam,spam it comes in a can.

Christmas. the only time of year you sit about a dead tree eatting candy out of your socks. One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continuously stating and repeating the very very obvious, as in It's a nice day, or You're very tall, or Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you all right? --The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy