awaywiththefairies1

I used to be in retail and its amazing the things people tell you, amongst the top has to be a lady asking for advise on a new razor....no problem in itself until she told me "yeah i need a new one cos I cut my f@nny last night shaving with the old one!" I should also add this woman was abou 60 years old!

I mean there isn't a 'no sh1tting' rule and i don't know about you but i'd find someone sh1tting far more offensive than a bit of heavy petting......

So what rule do you think should be included above the no petting rule?

I'm moving in with my fella later today. I'm so excited but everyone knows boys are stinky.......any tips on living with a boy?!

if so, what?

seriously, i didn't think i'd ever be able to see out of my right eye again...and that was after the agony of prising it open!

Can you wear safety goggles and still be sexy?!

My cupboards contain a few slices of bread and a couple of eggs but thats about it....

I was prompted when i saw John Leslie is up on sexual assault allegations again.....do you immediately think someone like this must be guilty or do you think maybe it's just another girl after fame and/or cash?

Go on be honest

I reckons so, but it seems the rest of the office disagree, they should be glad i came in at all!

What's your favourite excuse for being late?

would curiosity get the better of you and take a sneaky peek or would you leave?

Or maybe even join in?!

I completely laugh at myself now when i look back, I used to be a goth and thought the world was against me just cos i was being an individual and didn't want to be like everyone else....of course in reality i only hung around with other goths and we all looked exactly the same and didn't accept anyone who wasn't like us!!! lol....so not all that individual then...lol, what a tit

i couldn't believe it when i actually found myself saying to my 13 year old sister "the school years are the best years of your life, enjoy them"

I've also caught myself complaining about "today's music" and how it's not as good as the old stuff!

Is there any food it doesn't apply to?

5 second rule = you can eat food you drop on the floor as long as you pick it up within 5 seconds!

what would you go for.......

for example:

Death by Chocolate

Smothered to death by boobies

Death by sex

Death by Wine

and i don't want to die at all is not an answer, that's not what i'm asking!

Mine are somewhere between the Shameless bunch and the Battersby's on Corrie, I know, we're a classy bunch!

Personally i'm a fan of doofus, numpty, eejit and pleb

I think the longest i ever go without music is a couple of hours, though Kerrang radio is seriously testing my patience by putting bloody Oasis on....again!

Friday's always drag so much, I swear the clock hasn't moved for the past hour at least

What's you all got planned for this (not so sunny) weekend?.........owt good?

Poll: Flowers or chocolates