John D

i had been dating this girl 4 a couple weeks n we became eclusive so i took her on a date at dennys. ne way I ordered the grand slam n got eggs n bacon n **** and she decides to order the pot roast. im like wtf who goes to dennys n orders a roast lame. the thing is i thought she was really normal until then like she was funny and nice n down to earth but now i think she's kind of weird don't you think? i get not wanting breakfast (even tho it was breakfast time) but why not order a salad or a sandwich then? Should I stop seeing her?

1 6pc chicken nugget meal

>Large Fries

>Large Drink

2 Double Cheeseburgers

this is in america

every time I draw a capital letter I it comes up as L, and I cant draw lowercase without picking up my stylus

I'm trying to drink this protein shake but it smells gross (to me anyway).

What are ways I can get myself to gulp it down really fast, and possibly nullify the bad taste

About 8 months ago I decided I was too lazy and out of shape and I should start working out. I'm 17, male, 125 pounds, 5'7" (as you can see, really small for my age -- its been this way my whole life, no changing that).

Half mile: 3:32 seconds

Mile: 7:25

Bench press: 120 (and going up at a rate of about 5 pounds/10 days, haven't reached my peak yet)

Sit ups: 150 (I do them CORRECTLY too, minimizing momentum and using only my abs)

I'm really insecure and I always see these people at the gym who are way stronger and faster than me, I just want to be reassured that my body is adequate enough or if I should just quit working out and wait until I finish growing (I'm a late bloomer; a lot of people mistake me for a 13-14 year old)

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18? 15? 12? 8? or do you think any age is wrong?

PROBLY LIKE 1000

should i graduate early or go ahead and go my senior year. I have no friends btw.

Well me and my wife settled down in west philedelphia where she conceived a baby, and we raised him and everything was going great until high school. Our son, Will, usually spends most of his time on the playground. You know, chilling out max and relaxing all cool, sometimes shooting b-ball outside of the school. Anyway, a couple of guys who were up to no good started TPing houses, ditching school, listening to the hippity hop, and generally just causing trouble around our neighborhood. Anyway they beat up my son leaving bruises and a scar on his left leg. We filed a police report but they said they can't do anything about it and my wife is scaredb they'll come back, should we send him to live with his aunt and uncle?

PLEASE REPLY TO THIS

My wife has always wanted a girl. We tried and tried to have a kid, and when Carlton finally came my wife was disappointed to say the least. Now, over the past few years after Carlton's birth she's bought him nothing but girl clothes, and makes him wear make up. She treats him like a female and everywhere we go she always introduces him as a girl (she calls him "Carla"). He wears nothing but pink, and always wears dresses. I'm pretty sure he THINKS hes a girl himself. My concern is that he's going to pre-school next year, and I don't want him to be teased by the other kids. My wife says she will stop treating him like a girl once he reaches puberty, but I fear it might be too late for him. Plus, he'll probably bloom late anyway since I was a late bloomer, and his mother was as well. I also fear that if I confront my wife it will upset her and I won't get any pussy. Please help.

I got bit by the spider he wasnt radio active so I went to a nuclear waste plant and jumped in a big thing of green stuff came back and i cant shot ma webz

Optimus

Pros

-giant robot

-has a huge dick

-can kill your enemies

-can turn into a truck

-you can go inside of HIM when you sex

cons

-is too big

-is a robot

-is busy fightin megatron maybe wont have time for you

-cant cuddle very well

spiderman

pros

-can kill your enemies

-is a human

-has a spider dick

cons

-hes addicted to mary jane

-doesnt know how to shot web

I want to take her to a nice romantic restaurant I think Chilis would be good, but im not sure because i dont eat out much

i havent brushed my teeth in 6 weeks...I have calculus build ups now. what do i do??

im 15 i got face hairs and leg haird and dick hairs and all that but no armpit hairs please help wat do i do

This is my plan: im going to ask "Katie will you marry me" and email the question to her what do you think???

i put it in the toaster and then set the dial to level 5 and when it comes out it burns my fingers but then I eat it and its cold on the inside and its too late to put it back in the toaster because i already put the frosting on! aaaaaaa