Simon

She is always farting like an animal ppppfffftttttt paaarrrppppp boooom. Why is this? Worst is when they stink since she has been eating sprouts yuck.. .. what can I do? I offered her winzeeze but she shrugs it off.. help!!!!

So my wife is also my slave, why does she get so disobedient? She cooks, cleans and privides me with sexual gratification but yet sometimes she just refuses or is lazy to! I seriously consider getting ribs removed to blow myself. Anyway how do tame her more whip and chains perhaps?? Please advise.

My anus is itchy at the worst possible moments, it is random and annoying so much so I carry a pack of wet wipes to relieve myself. When it happens its like a snakebite on my little hole. Help!!!

Firstly I am crazy in love with her and give her alot of affection and my time. We have a son together and both plan to spend the rest of our lives together.

She wants the password to my laptop and is nagging me alot to have it.

I am not doing anything wrong, I dont use chat rooms or dating sites also porn is limited.

Arent I aloud to have a small private space of which I can google crap like the lad bible in peace?

Thoughts?