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where can i download the Bom chikka wah wah thing from the Lynx advert?

It really gets on my g/friends nerves and i want to secretly set it as her message tone :)

Cruel i know and i know i'm gonna get a slap.....but worth it :)

Im looking for the crack for Imtoo 3gp convertor V.31.

Anyhelp would be gratefully appreciated and favour returned.

Thank you.

empy your pockets and let me see what youv'e got.

Why do Disco's not come in ready salted ??

Even though a majority are set up and run by American based company's?

I thought it was brilliant well worth the wait.

Just have to wait to see if the neww assistant can match the high standard set by Rose (Oh, Rose....how i miss you so )

I've just downloaded a large video file and its in several different sections called 'rar' files. I usually avoid these type of downloads as i have no idea what to do with them. i usually only deal with AVI's etc wich can be viewed straight away.

I really want this video file though and it's the only way to get it.

So what do i do now? Do i need a special reader or convertor?

Any help gratefully appreciated. Thanx.

A newlywed sailor is informed by the navy that he’s going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the South Pacific for 2 years. A few weeks after he gets there he really starts to miss his new wife, so he writes her a letter.

"My darling," he writes, "it looks like we’re going to be apart for a very long time. Already I’m starting to miss you and we’re constantly surrounded by young, attractive native girls. The temptation’s terrible. I need some kind of hobby to keep my mind off them."

His wife sends him back a harmonica with a note reading, "Why don’t you learn to play this?"

Eventually his tour of duty comes to an end and he rushes back to his wife. "Darling" he says, "I can’t wait to get you into bed so that we can make passionate love!"

But she stops him with a wave of her hand. "First, let’s see how well you play that harmonica."

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.

"Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he asks

"That's cool," says Bobby.Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.

Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it. Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!"

Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and immediately revised his plans for the evening.

A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go.

20 minutes later, a thoroughly dishevelled Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father:

DAMMIT, DADDY! THE TWIST!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"

Frenchman, an Italian and an English man were discussing love-making.

"Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the

Frenchman. "She was in sheer ecstasy this morning..."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian

responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette

and told me she could never love another man."

When the English man remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked,

"And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once." he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she

say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."

A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband

said, "I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at

the same time."

The wife thought for a few moments, then said, "Your p*nis is bigger

than your brother's."

Just seen the film '300'.

An absolutely BRILLIANT film!

Every aspect, from the detailed and gorey fight scenes, storyline and attention to detail, right down to the atmospheric musical score was amazing.

Well worth the download.....errrrr....sorry.....seat ticket cost!

Has anyone else seen it and what was there opinion?

Fidgety is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children.

Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're finally together."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"

The priest says, "I mean her legs."

A girl goes up to a guy at the bar, puts her arm around him, and says, "Are you the Manager?"

He says, "Yes, I am."

She starts running her fingers through his hair and says, "Is it your job to keep the customers happy?

He says, "Yes, it is..."

She starts playing with his face, works two of her fingers around and into his mouth, and he starts sucking them wildly.

She says, "Can I tell you a dirty little secret?"

He garbles, "Sure..."

She says, "There's no toilet paper in the Ladies Room."

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."

An old woman called Fidgety saved a Fairy's life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes.

For the first wish, Fidgety asked to become young and beautiful.

Poof! She became young and beautiful.

For the second wish, Fidgety asked to be richest woman in the world.

Poof! She was the richest woman in the world.

For the last wish, she pointed at the cat she had kept for years. She asked that he be turned into the most handsome man on earth (Tricky). After all, he had been her best friend for so many years.

Poof! The Fairy turned the cat into the most handsome man on earth (Tricky).

The old lady and the Fairy said their goodbyes.

After the Fairy left, the handsome man (Tricky) strolled over to her and asked, "Now aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"

Fidgety was lying in bed one night and said to her husband Tricky, "I sure wish I had bigger b**bs."

Tricky responded by saying she should rub toilet paper all over them three times daily.

Fidgety looked atTricky and said "Toilet paper, what will that do?"

Tricky responded, "I don't know, but look what it's done for your *rse."

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.

Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.

The results showed a reading of 0.0.

The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

Two women friends are out for a Girls Night Out, and had been over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something.

The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you"

An ederly man is waiting for his wife to come to bed. While he is waiting, she decides to add a little spice into there 50 year marriage. She gets completely nak ed and throws on her robe, for a little flying adventure. She comes out of the room at top speed, rips off her robe and yells, SUPER P*SSY!!! The man looks at her and says "I'll have the soup!"