LovelyNeighbor

I have a neighboor who have a lots of kids. They're 10 of them. They are really horrible, noisy and very annoying. Some kids likes to ruin other people's lawn. I have a clever plan to catch half or 8 of them, give them deep sleeping pills and lock them in my huge fridge inside my basement. So I could eat them and have many meat supplies for 3 months. Considering today's meat price is so damn high. Besides, if I eat them I could help reducing world population. Remembering that human population is increasing higher each days.

So, does my plan is allright and acceptable?

Please advise