Is it allright if I eat my neighboor's children for breakfast, lunch or dinner?

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I have a neighboor who have a lots of kids. They're 10 of them. They are really horrible, noisy and very annoying. Some kids likes to ruin other people's lawn. I have a clever plan to catch half or 8 of them, give them deep sleeping pills and lock them in my huge fridge inside my basement. So I could eat them and have many meat supplies for 3 months. Considering today's meat price is so damn high. Besides, if I eat them I could help reducing world population. Remembering that human population is increasing higher each days.
So, does my plan is allright and acceptable? 
Please advise

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Try this http://id.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headphone

vermilionade · Answer

NO
You'll do it all wrong.
If you catch at least 5 little kids, unless you have a damn huge fridge, storing them for later consumption is a terrible idea. Especially when it comes to my mind that you would store them for 3 months. Damn it, Bro! Did you ever taste a 3 months old meat? That's just disgusting.
The best idea is eat them fresh, but spare the head. You can preserve it, put a colorful wig and stick it in front of your door. It would be a nice Christmas wreath.
Hope my advice was helpful.

Anonymous · Answer

Thought that was great, I like it ... But do you
have the heart to eat them?

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Is it allright if I eat my neighboor's children for breakfast, lunch or dinner?

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