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Maroney's been getting snubbed at the goal line. I have Portis, Benson, Lamont Jordan and Deshawn Wynn. At the moment I'm gonna start Portis and Jordan just b/c both of them have been producing like mad. Any thoughts?

I have ALL of these rb's on one of my teams, which 2 should I start:

1. Lawrence Maroney (against SD)

2. Cedric Benson (against KC)

3. Chris Brown (against Ind)

4. Lamont Jordan (against Oak)

5. Clinton Portis (against Phi)

6. Tatum Bell (against Min)

thanks.

Priest Holmes is a free agent in my fantasy league. Seeing as LJ has yet to sign and he's still holding out and Priest Holmes is back in a Chiefs uniform, do you think it'd be smart to pick up Priest Holmes or is he washed up and not worth the gamble? My RB's consist of Joseph Addai, Clinton Portis, and Fred Taylor. I have two kickers: Vinatieri and Elam...should I drop one of them to make room for Priest? if so, which one should I drop?

Here's my team:

Starters:

QB: Drew Brees NO

WR: Darrell Jackson SF

WR: Plaxico Burress NYG

WR: Terrell Owens DAL

RB: Joseph Addai IND

RB: Clinton Portis WAS

TE: Todd Heap BAL

K: Adam Vinatieri

Def: Chicago

Bench

QB: Matt Schaub HOU(had Brett Favre but released him for Schaub...should I get Favre back??)

RB: Fred Taylor JAX

WR: Ronald Curry OAK

WR: Joe Horn ATL

TE: Jason Witten DAL

K: Jason Elam DEN

This guy in my fantasy league offered me this trade, to me it's a stupid trade, but what do u guyz think?

Guy offering me:

Larry Fitzgerald WR

Roy Williams WR

Maurice Jones-Drew RB

Guy wants from me:

Joseph Addai RB

Plaxico Burress WR

Terrell Owens WR

(I think each of my players are respectively better than each of his. Do you agree?? or should i make the deal?)

How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on the bed?

Answer: Put velcrow on the ceiling.

How do you get him down?

Answer: Tell the Mexican kids it's a pinata.

There are three guys who live on the balcony side of a high rise apartment. On the top floor, the guy likes to juggle knives, on the floor below that a guy likes to pee out the window, on the floor below that there's a guy who likes to paint things green, and on the floor below that there's a guy who likes pickles. One day a guy is juggling knives on a balcony one slips and cuts off the guy who looks to pee out the window's thing, his thing then falls down to the guy who likes to paint things green, he paints it and then throws it down to the guy who likes to eat pickles. Thinking it's a pickle, he eats it.

A man came into town on Sunday, stayed for three days and nights and left on Friday. How is that possible?

In a 2 story house there are three switches and only one opens the light upstairs. By only going up once, and using the light switches in any combination how would you figure out which switch opened the light upstairs?

I go up the same time I go down. I am the same in the present tense as I am in the past. What am I?

So one day a guy goes to Wal Mart and uses the restroom, he takes a peak at the guy at the next stall. He tells the guy: "Damn man, how'd you get yours so big?"

The guy says: "Just rub some oil on it, and see how it looks after a week."

The guy goes home and looks for oil, but can't find any, so he uses Crisco instead. For an entire week he keeps rubbing this Crisco on his thing and notices that nothing happens, in fact it might have gotten worse. After a week he goes back to the same Wal-Mart and the same restroom and meets the guy again. He looks over in his stall and notices his is only getting bigger and asks him, "Hey man, I did what you said and nothing happenned, but urs got longer, what's up??"

The guy answers: "Wait, you poured motor oil on it like I said, right?"

He says, "No, I couldn't find any so I used Crisco."

Then the other one says, "Dude, that's shortening."

Assuming Pokemon were real, which Pokemon would you train? Personally, I've always liked Bulbasaur.

I would...what bully's gonna miss w/ a Charmander?

In other words, which singer/rapper can you just NOT stand. It's a tie for me: Gwen Steffani and Ja Rule.

Brad Lidge has just returned from his injury and is soon to return back to his closer position. The Astros are completely out of it, but many contenders have shown interest. If you are the Astros what deal do you pull the trigger on for your once "Lights out" Lidge?

I know the answer, just seeing if anyone else does.

Miguel Tejada is reportedly on the trade block, and the Astros are very much interested. Some players the Astros have considered giving up in exchange for Tejada include: Adam Everett, Brad Lidge, Fernando Nieve, Jason Hirsh and Hunter Pence. What's the best combination that will get them Tejada without forfeiting their entire future?

Bobby Abreu, the hard hitting outfielder for the Philles has been getting plenty of attention from contending teams. Although his power numbers are no longer attractive, nor his contract demands, which team do you think takes the risk?

Aubrey Huff and cash were traded to the Houston Astros for 2 minor league prospects. Prospects include pitcher Mike Talbot and shortstop Ben Zorbrist. Talbot, 22, was 6-4 with a 3.39 ERA in 18 appearances with Double-A Corpus Christi this season. Zobrist, 25, batted .328 in 82 games for Corpus Christi. Is this trade going to hurt or help the Astros? now? in the near future?