Gilamonster

If you had a choice of going into a high-risk crappy job that will pay you $2.0 million in 3 years, when your current job only pays you $200,0000 in the next 10 years but you are happy there, would you quit your current job?

You can retire after 3 years of hell, though...

There have been some pretty rough things happening in the news these few days... what's the most cheerful news you have come across these past couple of days?

Knowing that most customers are asked to pay off the balance outstanding amount within a month of the swiping of the card, how does a Bank earn anything from a Charge Card transaction?

Is there any excellent SP song off the new album, or if not, tell me your favourite Smashing Pumpkins song?

I just need 1 song... the one you abosolutely love!

Please....?

Ever heard this song? What do you think?

I have this great sexual relationship with another person on the telephone line. Theres no possibility of meeting and it was all just phone sex.

Trouble is.... I am married and the phone bill has skyrocketed. What should I do?

I never can tell....

I'm feeling a bit fragile right now....

Why were you a Mat Rempit (illegal motor racer)?

Everytime he is famous again, he lets some drugs or violence make him infamous again.

Will he ever change or grow up? How many chances can he get?

Date of the upcoming General Elections?

They've increased their monthly bills by up to RM15 per month. Is that justified since they only gave us 9 new infotainment channels. Are we paying for the cost of Astro switching satellites (Measat 2 to Measat 3) which did nothing to improve our channel reception (especially during even the slightest rain)?

I am paying RM105 this month!

Give me your best 10 and I will give you my 10.... points!

Is it any good? Do you use it for talking to other people?

The clone can do the hard work at the office... and I spend all the salary.Or, my boss can say I am doubly efficient.

Will your clone be your slave too?

Wire me some money for gas....