Don't make me beg!!!

I had my 8 month old Boxer outside on his lead and when i brought ihim back in 20 minutes later he had a japenese beetle on his leg. I removed it and it had drawn blood. He has 6 or 7 other welts or bumps next to it now half an hour later. He had something similar happen earlier in the summer and we never knew what had caused it. He had to have a shot then and benedryl and asprin for 24 hours. He wieghs 45#and he gets a 25mg benedryl and a 325mg asprin. hope this helps any of you who have pets.. make sure to watch for the beetles i use the Frontline meds for fleas and ticks but apparently it doesn't work on those beetles. they are the green and gold colored ones..

If you had $10 million dollars and had to spend it in 30 days. Who would you spend it on and what would you buy?

A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As the head came out it was dark and had an afro. The doctor said, "Madam, have you ever slept with a black man?"

"Well, yes, but only once."

"Once is all it takes" he replied.

Then the torso came out and it was yellow.

"Madam, have you ever slept with an oriental man?"

"Well, yes" she said, "but only once."

"Once is all it takes," he said.

When the legs came out they were red. The doctor asked her if she had ever slept with an Indian.

"Well, yes" she said, "but only once."

"Once is all it takes," he said.

He finally pulled the baby all the way out and held it upside down and slapped its bottom to make it cry. As it started to cry the woman exclaimed "Oh, thank God, at least it doesn't bark!"

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"

On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe.

The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."

The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.

Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"

He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.

He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."

At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture."

He beams and asks, "Why?" She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."

My ex husband is ordered to pay child support and now i find out he quit his job. He started truck driving and hasn't said a word to me about his child support payments. One was due this week, our son doesn't want me to go forward by talking to my attorney because the state his dad lives in pulls their drivers lic till the amout owed is paid. What would you do? I need the money but dont want my son mad...

A woman?s husband comes home hammered every night and she always yells at him before going to bed alone.

One day she decides to try some reverse psychology. When her husband staggers in that night, she?s waiting for him in her best lingerie. She sits him in an armchair and gives him a backrub.

?It?s getting late, big boy,? she says after a few minutes. ?Why don?t we go upstairs to bed.?

?We might as well,? slurs the husband. ?I?m going to be in trouble when I get home, anyway.?

My 7 month old boxer barks for attention when we ignore him or he is outside and can't see us. I have tried spray bottles, ignoring him and nothing works.. help please