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Never Ben Happier
Do people really read this? If i'm on I'm probably killing a little time at work. So drop an email because it is always cool to hear from someone, it just seems to brighten my day.
Why do people frown on the lunch break car nap?
It is very refreshing
4 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWho won the hotdog and cat war?
I really think the mustard made the difference but maybe I am mistaken.....
yeah had to be the hotdogs
3 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo you ever stare at your cell phone to make it ring?
I've done it three times.
Once it took over two hours for me to concentrate enough to make it ring.
3 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDoes anyone else hallucinate if they go four days without a cheeseburger?
Everything is starting to look like pickles and ice cream
26 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoShould I be embarrassed that my 4 year old nephew is better at video games?
And his victory dance puts me to shame.....
10 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo you think there are albino penguins and we just cant see them in the snow?
Oh they are out there. I tripped over them
6 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoHow do you repair a broken heart?
Duct tape? Super glue? Alcohol?
17 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo you think employees would be happier if they were offered a paid nap time?
I could really use one
4 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo you like to sneeze?
It stops the heart for a fraction of a second.
Sometimes I keep making myself sneeze till my arm goes numb.
11 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhy should I have to work on my birthday?
Yesterday I was given another project before going home. Today I find a banner on my desk that says happy birthday. So They gave me extra work knowing it was my birthday.
I guess it should have said "Happy Birthday, work twice as hard since you have high happy spirits due to this banner"
A day off would have been nice
5 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoI see you drinking, Do you have your DD?
Designated Driver
Be safe tonight
9 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoIs the holiday New Year's all about getting drunk?
It seem st patrick's day is the same. Will there be more drunk holidays in the future?
Maybe ground hog's day? He saw his shadow everybody drink. I wonder if he will see it again?
5 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWas I good or bad this year?
I asked santa for coal and got an mp3 player.
So I'm not sure if I was a good boy or not.
5 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoI brought a dessert for the work christmas lunch, Should I eat half before I bring it in?
These are the same people who didn't give me a christmas bonus.
And it looks really good...
12 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhats with all the P!nk Hair Female Aviator questions?
I know that is not her real hair color but I don't think that is a reason to hate.
13 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo you think it should be mandatory to give employees a christmas bonus?
And at least two days off work with pay?
4 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo you think retail will try to take over more christian holidays?
Christmas, Easter, New Year's, which one is next?
1 AnswerPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWouldn't it be convenient if they would invent a bacon and eggs flavored breakfast cereal?
Coming soon pancakes and sausage flavor
Yummy!
8 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo you ever put your phone on vibrate and....?
Sit on it hoping someone will call?
It is quite the thrill isn't it?
9 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago