Captain Oats 27

I personally don't dig his style. He's got a good voice, but I don't see myself rushing out to buy hid CD. Yet I feel America will give him the vote simply because he is blind. Do you agree?

Poll: Hot Pants or Hot Dogs

I screamed like a pig tailed school girl when I woke up next to this god awful sight this morning. She was hot last night in the poorly lit dark club. But sometime during the night someone came in and beat her silly with the ugly/manly stick. Why does this always happen to me? Should I not go to Tranny bars?

hit the refresh button and check to see if people give you thumbs up or down? And then if they don't give you any thumbs, do you get mad and give everyone a thumbs down while cursing them out? or is that just me?

I smelt it. I looked at Grandma. She looked at the Dog. The Dog looked at me. Awkward! Oh, and I know that who ever smelt it dealt it. But I also know that who ever denies it definitely supplies it as well.

I think so. But I have to admit that her first country single is actually really good. She'll never be Carrie Underwood though.

Poll: Smart Blondes or Dumb Blondes?

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It's so hard to choose.

Don't hate ladies. You can't all be as pretty as she is.

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What did you think about it? I thought it was like bad sex. It starts off with a bang. Then it loses pace around the middle. By the end your eyes are glazed over and you're ready to hit the road. All in all, it was still worth it I guess. So in other words, I'd screw it again.

Would you pay for dinner in exchange for a quickie behind the restaurant or would you run in the opposite direction screaming bloody murder?

I love saying Pumps. When I go out with my best friend, I always tell her "Get your Pumps on".....It's a funny word.

I live in Reno, Nevada. On most of the buses, there are ads for this one casino. Their slogan is "We have the best Slots in town" and it has a picture of these two old ladys playing the slot machines with big grins on their faces. I think it's pretty funny.

I can't find the address for this place. I'll be coming from Reno Nevada. I would really appreciate the help. It's very important that I get directions before Monday, May 12th. Thank you.

My co-worker is constantly busting into the giggles at random times. She has tears in her eyes and everything. When you ask her whats so funny, she simply replies "Nothing". What of the following things should I do:

A) Slap her silly until she faints.

B) Laugh with her until we both fall to the ground.

C) Stare at her until she gets so uncomfortable that she leaves the room.

D) Call the looney bin and ask if they lost any patients lately.

E) Move to Canada.

F) Grow a beard

G) All of the above

Would you lend it to me or will it just be me and my trusty old right hand tonight?

My friends Grandma asked for a ride to the grocery store. I said "sure, but no one rides for free. It's either Gas, Grass or A**". She the proceeded with then B*tch slap. Did I say something offensive?

"Gimme, gimme, gimme more, gimme gimme more"....Sorry, had a Britney moment.

My light came on yesterday and I went all around town and then some. I love how good my car is oon gas. (But I probably won't be thinking that when I run out of gas on the freeway and a big semi crashes into me and my car explodes)

I went to an early matinee today to see The Ruins. I just needed to clear my head and be alone. I couldn't help but feel weird from all the sympathy stares I received. WTF? Does everyone need a plus 1 to be perceived as normal in our society?

So I was enjoying a nice stack of pancakes and having a great conversation with Mr.s Buttersworth. I mentioned that I loved how thick and brown she was and she spit in my eye. WTF is her deal?