Drop Dead Fred

The Yoko Ono designed John Lennon tribute jockstrap... WITH LED DISPLAY!!!

http://www.nme.com/news/yoko-ono/67468

Seriously..... Music memorabilia has sunk to the lowest of low...

MQ: Favourite song about clothes

BQ: Boxers or briefs?

They would be called Nickelblack.

Is this a promising idea?

If so, where is the best place to get African people from at a reasonable price?

Someone took $200,000 of Axl's bling. I wish to congratulate that person on their caper and thank them for making me laugh.

http://www.nme.com/news/guns-n-roses/64155

Mine:

MQ: Favourite song about jewellery?

MQ2: Favourite song about crime?

MQ3: How much do you hate Axl Rose?

BQ: What was the last thing you had stolen off of you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM

This one?

http://www.artlurker.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/0...

Or this one?

http://www.artlurker.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/0...

Seriously, when I have children, I plan on putting a photo of Shane MacGowan by the bathroom mirror to encourage good dental hygiene...

MQ: Favourite Pogues song?

MQ2: Favourite song about a mouth related topic?

MQ3: If you could choose two musicians to be your parents, who would you choose?

BQ: Is what I plan to do an example of good parenting?

BQ2: Does Mr. MacGowan look less or more scary with new teeth?

http://www.artlurker.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/0...

A drunk man reviews the Jesus And Mary Chain song "Head On"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVaUIKdrLnM

MQ: Favourite Jesus And Mary Chain song?

MQ2: Favourite song about drunkeness?

BQ: What's your drink?

Seriously, it's like 5 minutes after I got it and it's only just stopped burning my mouth...

Anyways hotness in the form of SFA:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSRrjcxjko0

MQ: Favourite song about heart?

BQ: How do you drink your coffee?

14 & 21 respectfully:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/31-rock-st...

MQ: Favourite song about sex?

MQ2: If you could choose one musician to sleep with, who would it be?

BQ: If you were to have a child, what would you name it?

Seriously, it's in about 20 minutes. I know you want to. I'll even give you a pencil to do it with... And it's fairly basic in terms of neuropsych...

Come on, I'll give you a song if you do...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuWlk4xRVUI

MQ: Favourite song about tests, exams?

MQ2: Favourite one-hit-wonder?

BQ: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds - William Shatner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-yy2URAYqU

VERSUS

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU

MQ: Can you give an example of someone who had musical career that never should have happened?

MQ2: Favourite musician who has done some acting?

BQ: How much do your ears hate me right now?

Hello Dad, I'm In Jail - Was (Not Was)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJEwo_gwO9M

Is the fact that I wanted to listen to this song after 2am solid identification that I need sleep?

MQ: Favourite musician to have been in jail?

MQ2: Are there any other Was (Not Was) fans in R&P?

BQ: Have you ever been in jail? And if so, did you call Dad?

There is a bit of a story behind this question. It started this morning when my mum came and asked if she could borrow my car for the day, as it is has a tow-bar for a trailer, which neither her car nor my dad's have, and she wanted to move some stuff by trailer. I, being the good natured son, said sure and we swapped cars for the day and I thought nothing of it.

Now, it was about 12pm, and I was having a quick lunch before I had a lecture, and I had this horrible realisation. The CD that was in my car's stereo. Lets just say, it isn't what I would call parent friendly. I was thinking "Oh Sh*t... I really hope she doesn't listen to it. Oh man I should have had something else in there."

(FLASHBACK MOMENT) Yesterday in the mail arrived a CD I had ordered a while before, it was an album by some people called Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper. As I was in a rush to get to a lecture, I put it in my CD player to listen to as I drove, and I didn't take it out of the car when I got back home.

Now, so of you may know of him, but if you don't this is one of the songs off of the album that I got (Root Hog Or Die)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IzWBMIq9ko

Now, as you probably can tell, it's not exactly a "PG" rated piece of music. And when mum gave me back my car this evening, she gave me a look of concern. I think she might have listened to it...

So with that, what is an album you have and love, but you would never play it to your mother?

MQ: Favourite song about a parent?

MQ2: Favourite Psychobilly musician?

BQ: What is your most awkward moment with a parent?

Seriously, I just went for a piss, and when I was washing my hands I looked in the mirror and realised that; I've got partial balding at the sides, I'm wearing a collared shirt, fancy pants and leather shoes, I'm drinking way more coffee than I ever have in my life, I'm listening to less rock and roll than I used to, plus I look at almost anyone under the age of 18 as a mere child with the sole purpose of annoying me.

I'M GETTING OLD!!! FFFUUUCCCKKK!!!! I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THIS!!! I need to kill this sh*t now... Give me childish and immature music to save me.

MQ: Favourite song about youthful exuberance?

MQ2: Favourite "old" song?

BQ: How old are you?

http://www.nme.com/news/beastie-boys--2/63627

My day, week, month and year has been ruined...

The Beasties were one of my formative bands, they made me realise music was not made to be taken too seriously, and I love them with all my heart. This news has ripped a part of me open, and I'm nearly in tears.

MQ: Favourite Beastie Boys song?

MQ2: Favourite band from New York?

The album happened to be released 23 years ago today, and I personally think it has aged fairly well and is still the quintessential Cure album, being the ideal mix of poppy Cure and dark gothic Cure.

My favourite song of it, well that has to be the title track.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggP5YDziMSY

MQ: Favourite Cure song over-all?

MQ2: Favourite album released in 1989?

MQ3: Favourite album from your birth year?

MQ4: Favourite band with only one consistent member?

BQ: Favourite person with a signature haircut?

The reason I ask this is that I was cruising the interwebs, when I saw this picture which I thought was quite cool:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-pr...

And of course, it got my severely warped mind thinking, if you HAD to punch a Beatle in the face, who would I pick? Then I remembered, even though I'm better than I used to be, I still don't like Paul, mostly for the sins of collaborating on a very sh*t song involving Stevie Wonder and "The Mull of Kintyre". So I'd punch him.

Which would you punch? And if you have an "OMG, I couldn't do that to a Beatle, I like love them all!" If you don't pick one to punch, they would all die low painful deaths. (You don't have to be the one that punches them, you just have to choose which one gets it.)

MQ: Favourite song about violence?

BQ: Favourite sports person?

Which of them is:

The most talented?

The one you'd most like to spend the rest of your life with?

The best weapon to escape with?

The smartest?

MQ: Favourite musician who has a bad haircut?

MQ2: Favourite song about bricks? (That is NOT "Another Brick In The Wall")

BQ: What is your house made out of?

Right, I haven't done it for a couple of days, but today provides the last of the heats, with the semi-finals to follow shortly.

Remember it's not too late to vote on the other three rounds. Make your views known...

Round 1:

http://nz.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=An...

Round 2:

http://nz.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Al...

Round 3:

http://nz.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=An...

Same as the others, you're not after the "better" song, but the one that made you feel the most awkward, uncomfortable or nauseous.

Now, this round is Rebecca Black's grandmother singing about a rule that no guy can ever follow versus a band who think that with only four letters, you can spell Complete and shows why drugs are very bad...

3 Second Rule

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPF3Dh0OElE

VERSUS

Hoogie Boogie Land:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY

MQ: Favourite song with a female singer?

BQ: Favourite magical land?

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-as...

Seriously, how this not the ultimate piece of proof that Queen is nothing short of evil?

MQ: Favourite lead vocalist with a moustache?

BQ: Favourite film villain?

Now it's still not too late to vote on the first two rounds, so if you haven't yet, I recommend you do so.

Round 1:

http://nz.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=An...

Round 2:

http://nz.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Al...

And now we come to the third round, same as before, it's not the better song, but the one that makes you feel the most awkward, uncomfortable or nauseous.

Now we have, two girls describe the horrific realities of being hot, and children playing German rock music, except that they're not German, and it's probably not the most child appropriate music...

Hot Problems

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE

VERSUS

Children covering Rammstein

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqpRoVxH2jc

MQ: A musician you find hot?

BQ: Favourite German person?