Minxy

What colour are yours?

If you have children are there's the same colour as yours?

Do you sometimes feel that they have hidden meanings?

Before I get male retaliation I know we do it to.

I already had a female who is fixated with Me but now I have another (male/female??).

Does anyone else have similar Problems?

3 things you do..

&

3 things you don't

like about the opposite sex?

For a good nights Sleep?

An ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION

(Of course, Catholics know that names are not to be mentioned during Reconciliation (commonly known as"Confession" )

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation"

Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.

Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Joey Pagano, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,

"What'd you get?"

4 months vacation and five good leads.

Black Testicles ..

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,

wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still

heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical

procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a

partial sponge bath.

Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my

testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,

Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles

black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry

about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment

and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and

his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them

around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's

nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and

says very slowly,

'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen

very, very closely......

' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? '

to sleep at night??

I want some rock candy..... What's yours?

Then Why is the journey sometimes so rough?

Then why do I prefer Sapphire's? What is your Favorite Gem?

I call My Daughters BeeBee and Gellybean. They are Geneveive and Angela.

Excited & Happy or Lonely & Sad?

like Mike in Burn Notice?