Emile

I have a pretty dark sense of humor. Ill give a few examples

-My friends will ask me "did you hear that?" I'll respond with "it's called schizophrenia, it's why we don't let you out in public."

-Ill laugh when someone gets hurt

- Ill play games like dead space, in an elavator I see the door open with a guy trying to climb in. He gets pulled back and torn piece by piece by a necromorph. My friend watching will say "HELP HIM" ill say no. Then when the elevator goes up to the floor it's supposed to go to, the door will open and ill see a dead guy on a bunch. Ill quickly say "this is why I don't help people, you'll end up like Charlie with his dick chopped off on a bunch."

My friend (female) is dating this guy, before they were even friends he attempted to kiss her. In my opinion, to me this sounds like he thought she was easy to get and he would successfully get his kiss. She slapped him and a week later, they're dating. She told me that he's sweet and that she wants to kiss him next Thursday. Could it be possible he's acting fake (sweet, nice and romantic) just to finally get his kiss?

My friend (female) is dating this guy, before they were even friends he attempted to kiss her. In my opinion, to me this sounds like he thought she was easy to get and he would successfully get his kiss. She slapped him and a week later, they're dating. She told me that he's sweet and that she wants to kiss him next Thursday. Could it be possible he's acting fake (sweet, nice and romantic) just to finally get his kiss?

My ex girlfriend is currently dating this guy. Now, before she dated him. He tried to kiss her before they had any relationship. They weren't friends, they didn't even know each other. But now she's dating him and she's planning on kissing him next Thursday. She says he's really sweet but I have a feeling that he's just acting this way so he can finally get his kiss with her. Am I crazy or does this seem possible?

Please answer that ^

I've been friends with this girl since September 16th and recently we've started dating. Now today she brought me down to her table at lunch and made me sit with her. She told me to make this guy named tony jealous. She recently broke up with him and after I sort of did my job she told him to sit down on a chair and she sat on his laps and she sat on his friends laps too. She didn't sit on my laps and it really pissed me off. I feel like she's cheating on me when she did that and I don't know if I should forgive her or dump her sorry @$$

I've been friends with this game since September 16th and recently we've started dating. Now today she brought me down to her table at lunch and made me sit with her. She told me to make this guy named tony jealous. She recently broke up with him and after I sort of did my job she told him to sit down on a chair and she sat on his laps and she sat on his friends laps too. She didn't sit on my laps and it really pissed me off. I feel like she's cheating on me when she did that and I don't know if I should forgive her or dump her sorry @$$

1) Slayer

2) Megadeth

3) Steel Tormentor

4) Overkill

5) Iced Earth

Bonus question: Favorite metal ballad?

The gods of thrash and the gods of heavy metal. I can't pick, its a tie for me

thrash for me, I need something to headbang to

New thrash band thats pretty good vs least liked of the big four of thrash

Dogs are cool and smart, every cat I have never reacts to when someone is knocking on my front door, which is a big plus. But cats are quiet, fluffy and cute. Which should I get?

I was thinking of the name Ironbound.

These are some artists/bands I like: Iced earth, nuclear assault, public enemy, lady gaga, tupac, metallica, megadeth, death, testament, pink floyd, the Beatles, led zeppelin, havok, slayer, venom, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, vektor, white wizard, steel tormentor, anthrax, Jimi Hendrix, halestorm, exodus, Neil young, newsted, and overkill just to name a few. I prefer rock and metal but I do enjoy some rap, pop and hip hop a little bit as well.

Personally I enjoy megadeth more. Megadeth have some more memorable riffs, solos, and songs. Megadeth have had better musicians anyway. It's kirk vs dave mustaine, Marty Friedman and Chris Broderick. Kirk vs 3 of the greatest guitarists in metal. I think we all know just one of those three can wipe the floor with Kirk. As for Lars, all the drummers that have been in megadeth can easily kick his ***. Metallica definitely have a better vocalist though.

Ok she's a very nice and pretty girl. She gets angered a little too easily. What I want to talk to her about is well. She has had 8 boyfriends before she started freshman year in high school. As soon as a relationship ends she dates another guy immediately. I sadly happened to have dated her during her freshmen year. I want to tell her that she should stop dating every guy she meets and become friends with a guy she wants to date, then after a while she can start dating them if she truly loves them. I want her to date someone that will return the same amount of love she gives to the boy she is dating. I want her to stop dating every guy and really think about what she wants in a guy. She's a very beautiful girl inside and out, she always dates nerds and I think she can do a lot better. She deserves better and I want her to stop dating every damn guy she meets and realize that she can't do that after college cause she'll need to find one person she will spend the rest of her life with. I want whats best for her. Please tell me what I should say to her, I really want her to change her ways. ADVICE PLEASE :(

Ok she's a very nice and pretty girl. She gets angered a little too easily. What I want to talk to her about is well. She has had 8 boyfriends before she started freshman year in high school. As soon as a relationship ends she dates another guy immediately. I sadly happened to have dated her during her freshmen year. I want to tell her that she should stop dating every guy she meets and become friends with a guy she wants to date, then after a while she can start dating them if she truly loves them. I want her to date someone that will return the same amount of love she gives to the boy she is dating. I want her to stop dating every guy and really think about what she wants in a guy. She's a very beautiful girl inside and out, she always dates nerds and I think she can do a lot better. She deserves better and I want her to stop dating every damn guy she meets and realize that she can't do that after college cause she'll need to find one person she will spend the rest of her life with. I want whats best for her. Please tell me what I should say to her, I really want her to change her ways. ADVICE PLEASE :(

Alright today my girlfriend gave me a toy dog. Later that day I had to toy mudkips put into position where they were both having sex with the dog. One mudkip was behind the dog getting that *** and the other was in front getting blown. I sent her that picture and she responds with "haha g2g bye" and I immediately respond with "it's a joke I'm not trying to insult you and if I came off that way I'm sorry."

How bad did I **** up? WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?

As long as the exercises are free ill do it. If you do answer tell me how long I should do it.