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He deleted it and apologised for any offence caused but I've no idea what it was. Anyone?

Went to sunny Blackpool this evening and saw the usual girlies out in unimaginative fancy dress costumes, competing for attention from the lads and generally looking like a set of tramps. We had a Mermaid, French Maids, Nurses......... and, rather bizarrely - a Dalek.

Why do so many girls think it a good idea to go out dressed like that? Seriously?

I have received several ITunes “receipts” in my spam folder that show separate transactions to the tune of $874.99, $193.99 and $944.99. They’re phishing emails though and of course, I haven’t purchased or been charged for them but wanted to forward them onto wherever / whoever they should go so it can be looked into further.

The email actually looks quite legit and has links to the Apple website etc, so I’m conscious that others might reply out of panic and inadvertently fall victim to a scam.

Does anyone know if there is an email address available for reporting / forwarding dodgy emails onto?

The Apple / ITunes website is as about as much use as a chocolate teapot.

The temperature is dropping and the spiders are making their way indoors. I live beside a river and HATE those huge brown house spid - eeewwwghh!!

What do they hate? How can I put them off coming into my house?

I have concerns about a seven year old girl using Facebook by means of a profile her Mum set up for her but with a false date of birth.

The “Report / Block This User” option gives a drop down menu with just a few choices and no option to submit additional comments about the exact nature of the problem and I can’t find any other way of contacting Facebook about it either.

Does anyone have any idea how I can flag this up?

I think not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm5ZtxIFOzg

Why do news presenters ask such stupid, inane questions during live broadcasts? Almost all of them do it.

“So, Mr so and so... is it true you were first on the scene and found your wife brutally hacked to death with a rusty saw? What were your first thoughts?

Some poor bloke witnessed a woman die from horrific gunshot wounds she sustained to her head and face and during a live news broadcast a presenter asked, “Are you trained in First Aid? How much could you do?”

Don’t they ever hear themselves and think, “I cannot BELIEVE I just asked that” before curling up like a three month old banana?

If I hold my breath for any length of time, I get all dizzy and turn a funny colour. What’s wrong with me? Should I stop holding my breath or is it safe?

Also, I've got a carton of eggs and I really REALLY REALLY want to eat one but there is a hard shell I can't seem to get through. Has anyone else ever had something similar?

Last but not least, should the word “photos” have an E in it?