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Im not going to jail..NEVER!!

Im just trying to understand you girls, throw us guys a bone

My mates and I came up with Survivor "Pelican Bay Prison" , any better ideas out there?

Ive had a very mixed reaction to this question from female friends, can it be settled here?

Im 23, she's 21, she says she just wants to do something fun and ive only just met her so I want to keep it fun and not try to make her feel awkward or uncomfortable, my financial limit is $800 for the day, any ideas?

I might have a few drinks today, can someone help me decide what I should drink?

Ive recently fallen in love with soy milk but a friend of mine says it contains estrogen and will give you man boobs, can anyone confirm or deny?

I would like to be happy

Personally I think a drinking contest has to be in there

Was there a second shooter behind the grassy knoll?

Why did Jack Ruby kill Lee Harvey Oswald?

What do you think about the incident?

We still have no hovercrafts, we still cant get cell phone reception in all areas. Do you ever think the 1969 moon landing was 'faked', what are your thoughts?

Back in my high school years, the best one I ever came up with was "I was blinded by a Lightening Strike and could not read for 12 hours" I know you guys MUST be able to beat it!

Anytime I go to ring a girl, they hang up straight away but immedietlysend a txt msg saying, no I want us to text each other. It absolutly bugs me to death.

We have all been there when the teacher has asked "Why didnt You do it"?

Back in my school days, the funniest my funniest reponse was that I saw a very bright Lightening Strike that partially blinded me for 12 hours and I simply could not read anything!!

It didnt work but I was spared detention for creativity!

Anyone like to share?

I once had a ex who waited until I got drunk and passed out. When I woke up I found she has used a knife to carve her name into my leg, can anyone relate?

I once had a girlfriend who watched me get drunk, I passed out. When I woke up she had used a knife to carve her name into my leg, no lie...anyone care to share?

I thought it was finally finishing school...Im not so sure now..lol

I would like to have the ability to transform into any person I want.

I would be Hugh Heffner for a day just to hang out in the Playboy Mansion.

I would also like to be Brad Pitt for a day just to get with Angelina Jolie.

I would also be Valentino Rossi for a day so I could ride all his motorbikes around,

and if I have not killed myself being him I would spend the rest of my days ruining the lives of everyone I dislike

What About You Guys?? And Try To Be Creative And Funny!!!

Best Reasons Win

At the moment im like Fred Flintstone because I have a crappy car that the reverse gear does not work on (cant afford to fix) so when reversing I have to open the door and shuffle my foot to move the car back - known as the Flintstone Shuffle