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My previous employer is denying to sign on my PF withdrawal form. I had left the company with my notice period served but with some issues with the employer.

Now after more than 8 months of leaving the company, my ex-employer is denying to provide the necessary forms with duly signed for PF withdrawal.

Can anybody help me in this regard? Whom to contact in such cases?

Thanks in advance.

My previous employer is denying to sign on my PF withdrawal form. I had left the company with my notice period served but with some issues with the employer.

Now after more than 8 months of leaving the company, my ex-employer is denying to provide the necessary forms with duly signed for PF withdrawal.

Can anybody help me in this regard? Whom to contact in such cases?

Thanks in advance.

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1. What is height of Fashion?

Dhoti with a zip

2. What is height of Secrecy?

Offering blank visiting cards.

3. What is height of Active laziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. What is height of Laziness?

Adopting a child.

5. What is height of Craziness?

Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

6. What is height of Forgetfulness?

Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

7. What is height of Stupidity?

A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

8. What is height of Honesty?

A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

9. What is height of Suicide?

A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

10. What is height of De-hydration?

A cow giving milk powder.

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What is that common thing in/on our body that has different name at different location?

First one to give answer will get voted for Best Answer -- if already heard then dont answer please...........

How many letters are in the alphabet?

A man walks up to you and says - "everything I say to you is a lie."

Is he telling you the truth or is he lying?

A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.

How can this be possible?

A farmer and his hired help were carrying grain to the barn. The farmer carried one sack of grain and the hired help carried two sacks. Who carried the heavier load and why?

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

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A girl named Betty asked her very hot mother (with very HUGE breasts) for her to take a shower with her. The hot mother said no. "IF YOU DON'T LET ME TAKE A SHOWER WITH YOU MOMMY, I WILL SCREAM SO HARD I WILL TURN BLUE, AND AFTER THAT, I WILL RUN AWAY FROM HOME!" Screamed little Betty. So, her mother said yes. "In one condition, you don't look up, nor down." Betty agreed.

Later, in the shower, Betty decided to look up. "What are those BIG things hanging down mommy? They look squishy! Can I touch?" She asked. Her mother responded: "They are... um... flashlights,and no you can't touch them because they're reserved for your father." Bett then looked down, an asked again what it was. "It is um... my garden." she responded. "It loks fluffy, can i pet your garden?" Her mother said no again because it was reserved for her father.

Gharwali OR Baharwali for GUYS

Gharwala OR Baharwala for GALS

In poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was oferd nt mor than 1 kg meat a day.

1 day lion thot its prayers wer answerd wen US Zoo Mgr visited zoo & requested zoo mgmt 2 shift lion to a US zoo.

Lion was pleasd & startd thinkng of central AC enviro, a goat or 2 evryday and US Green Card.

On its 1st day aftr arival, lion was oferd big bag, sealed very nicely, 4 breakfast. Opened the bag quikly bt was shockd 2 see dat it containd only few bananas.

Controlling its anger, lion thot that may be they cared 2 much 4 him as they wer worried about his stomach as he had recently shiftd frm India. The nxt day d same thng happened. On the 3rd day again the bag of bananas was delivered.

Now d lion was furious. It stopd d dlivry boy and blasted him,”Dnt u knw, I m lion. King of Jungle. Wats wrong wid ur mgmt? Wat nonsense? Y r u dliverng bananas 2 me?"

The dlivery boy politely said,"Sir, I knw u r d King of the Jungle, Bt do u knw dat u hv been brot here on monkey's visa!!

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"

Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"

Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time

when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer : "What

other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was

called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition".

Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your

mother?" Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've

failed?"

David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's

performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and

stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before

eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"

Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical reco rds show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his

father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand."

BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then

marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you

ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but

would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,

Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

A man is riding a boat and is in the middle of the river...

He takes out his cigarette to light and have a smoke...

But he finds that he has neither a match stick nor a match box...

So can u help the man to light his cigarette using the match stick???

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Option 1: The man throws the match stick in the air and takes a catch and using the matches lights the cigarette...

Spellbound with the answer... Arre suna nahi kya "Catches win Matches" and using the matches, lights the cigarette.

Option 2: He takes some water from the river in his hand and allows it to drop down... and lights the cigarette...

Again spellbound with the answer...

Have u heard famous raveena tondon song "Tip-tip barsa paani, paani ne aag lagai"... so lights the cigarette...

Option 3: Throw other cigarette out of the boat. and then with the lighter light the cigarette.

Again got confused.

Throwing a cigarette from the boat will make boat lighter and then using a lighter light cigaret

First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.

To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

Third Question:

V ery tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000... Now add 20. Now add another 1000

Now add 10. What is the total?

Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100

IF

1 = 5

2 = 25

3 = 125

4 = 625

5 = ?

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Answer = 1

REMEMBER THE FIRST LINE.

1 = 5

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There's a bus with 7 girls.

Each girls carries 7 bags.

Each bag has 7 Big Cats.

Each Big Cat has 7 kittens.

Then how many legs are there in the bus?

(NOTE: Each cat have 4 legs)