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I work and go to school (both full-time). I want to be a teacher (history, because that's my major), and I want to write fantasy novels. I also want to own a tea room. Nearly 99% of everything I ever say is sarcastic. I adore irony, dark humor, and satire. Science is a big part of my life. Biology, genetics, and evolutionary theory are my major interests, but I enjoy chemistry and geology as well. I don't take much stock in religion, but I only HATE organized religions. Christianity has a special place in my heart - it's right next to genocide and rape. I'm also quite liberal. I am, however, deeply offended that the US government has appropriated funds to 'bail-out' multi-million dollar companies. I've been told that's a very conservative view, but I just consider bail-outs against the 'American way.' Kind of like hating apple pie. I'm happy to reply to your emails, but I don't IM. Feel free to write whatever you want. I assure you, you can't hurt my feelings.