Franklin

Lil kim loves me

I said to him,

Ill try to picture me without you but I cant.

And he said were married and stop being a pedafile. Im sending you to rehab.

And I said

No! No! No! I aint got the time...and if my daddy things im fine...im not going.

He divirced me and I have full custody of my son. ;) Hes so scared. Hahahahhahaha I LOVE MY SON!!! WHAT WE HAVE HIS SPECIAL!!! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I wanted to go out with my hubby and offered the principal $80 to watch my kids Tuesday Night and she wrote me an email saying:

Good Morning Roberta,

Who do you think you are? I am the principal of your sons school, not your friend. Also, you may not address me as Shanaynay, its Mrs. Azakiwe-Goldmanberg you. I am not watching your kids because that is unprofessional. I would also like to let you know that your son is a slacker. Hes a big slacker he never does his homework. He needs to stop slacking and be a good student. So I told him to stop being a slacker and he flipped me off. If this happens again we will suspend him. Please never ask me to do a personal favor like that again ever.

Thanks,

Shanaynay Azakiwe-Goldmanberg

XXXXX High School

Principal and Sex Ed Teacher

Was it that rediculous to ask her?

My son is 15 and im 58...so there isnt THAT much of an age difference. I kicked my husband out last Wednesday because I love my teenage son. I also took care of his little 7 year old brother...hes staying with his grandparents until further notice. We live in a 3 bedroom house...and I told my 15 year old son that hes gonna stay home through my "mid life class" because we live so close to the school. I told him I need the other 2 bedrooms for my "art project" so he has to sleep in bed with me. I think tonight is the night! I picked up all the stuff we need and his school gave him some condoms. Hes creeped out...especially by dinner. We had chicken and rice and I made it a candlelight dinner. Then we played this fun game where we say 3 things we like about each other. I also told him Id raise his allowance from 4 dollars to 20 dollars a week if he asked me to prom and dumped his ***** *** slut of a girlfriend for his hot classy older woman (me!) and he said yes...so that ***** Amanda is out of the picture! The prom is on Thursday night! I also gave him 10 dollars to mow the lawn and i recorded it...so tonight im gonna watch it. I also gave him 50 dollars to dump his girlfriend. He yelled at me for embaressing him when some 16 year old girl was flirting with him yestarday...so I told her to **** off. IM HIS GIRLFRIEND! I LOVE MICHAEL DESANTA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! is this healthy? seriously...what should i do??