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Ho do I convince my favourite brother to come home for the long weekend....

Lots of Meat... Braai... Biltong... Brandy...?

I'm going to Loftus tomorrow!!!

Anybody watched the luanch of BBA 2 last night. Any thoughts... Are we gonna waste our time again?

I need contact details of people playing the harp! Tried the wedding magezines, the wedding guide website, google... they are all booked.

Any of you have friends or family - playing the harp or other contact details... Will award you with 10 points- please. For my wedding of 22 March 2008.

I need contact details of people playing the harp... for my wedding.

Please Im situated in South Africa/ Gauteng.

If the next elected President for SA be a lady - would she get the necessary Respect and Support in this country?

What are we eating tonight? Any dellicious ideas ...

or invitation... lol...

Colour coated...

If you were a crayon - which colour would you be and would that spesific colour suit your favourite colour or are you just feeling the... tuff strech of this week....

Hang in thereFriday is around the corner!

Hey Mr Cash

Welcom back - what a surprize to see you here! Hope all is well!

When ordering Pizza? un-usual toppings?

Me> love feta & brungal (eiervrug) + steak & chops spices

What Exotic South African food/dishes have you eaten?

-"Afval"?

-"Atachar"?

-"Curry Chicken Legs"?

-"Marogh"?

-"Aligator"?

Would be interesting to see what are the likes & dislikes!!

3 men go into a motel.

The man behind the desk said the room is R30, so each man paid R10 and went to the room.

A while later the man behind the desk realized the room was only R25, so he sent the bellboy to the 3 guy's room with R5.

On the way the bellboy couldn't figure out how to split R5 evenly between 3 men, so he gave each man a R1 and kept the other R2 for himself.

This meant that the 3 men each paid R9 for the room, which is a total of R27, add the R2 that the bellboy kept = R29.

Where is the other Rand ?

Careful;

This proves that we cannot trust mathematics in all that we are doing.

What is the ideal going away present for a life long friend that is trading Pta for Cape Towns? Any ideas???

What is a Chlymidia test?

I think Im suffering of an emotional disorder... my father past away and few months after that a close friend too. Everything was ok, under surcumstances. Lateley, I find myself with a strange emotional off balance.

Im getting married soon, what worries me is, that I might get more emotional and then it has negative pressure towards my marraige. I know my soon to be husband will support me, Im also not one that talk about my feelings. Should I seek professional help to work through this or should I just give it time.

At a party on Saturday night, one of the guys drank a "Tafel Lager"

Anyone taste that before???

Why parents drink

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in

sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the

employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello?" "Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your

Mummy> there?" "Yes.", "May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

"Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"What is that noise?A hello-copper" answered the whispering! voice. What is going on there?" demanded the boss, Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

"What are they searching for

Me

> How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it.

> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

> Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows

Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

> How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

> How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

> Why do men pass gas more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to

Build up the required pressure.

> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

> I married a Miss Right.

I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Is it true, did he kill his wife and little kid and then commited suicide???

If so, why do crazy b@stard$ like that, do that to their own little kid? Rumor has it that he sufigated the child...

"thought for today & the future on this forum"

"Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others.

Unsuccessful people are always asking, 'What's in it for me?'"

"People will forget what you said, People will forget what you did,

But people will never forget how you made them feel "

Think about it before you ASK or ANSWER from now on!