therustedknight

What are the legal requirements for a French citizen to be a partner in a business in the United States

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar and each order a pint,the bartender brings the drinks and each has a fly in it. The Englishman gets angry and storms out. The Irishman picks the fly out, and drinks his ale. The Scotsman grabs the fly by the wings and shouts "SPIT IT OUT YA BASTARD ,SPIT IT OUT"

If you were locked in a tower for a year, with No food or drink ,only a calender and a bed How would you survive?

Q. If you were trapped in a box with only a piece of paper,how would you get out?

A. Tear the paper in HALF, 2 HALVES make a WHOLE, crawl out the "whole"

Why do ducks have flat feet ?....................

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To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

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To stamp out burning ducks!

My wife and I decided we were only going to smoke after sex.

I'm down to two cigarettes a week.

She's up to a pack a day

Every newspaper headline, magazine article, billboard, and radio ad, that I see read or hear, is full of grammatical errors.

Incomplete sentences run rampant.

No-one seems to know the proper use of punctuation.

Even the notes, memos, and letters, sent home from school, have these errors.

What has happened, and how can we fix it?

This is directed mainly to couples(alternative lifestyles included) in long term relationships.

Which of you settled for less in choosing each other as a partner in life?

In my case I feel that she could have done better than me