a_little_unhinged

I had a question that I posted on YA which was deleted. I appealed and lost. The reason was that the question was deemed incomprehensible ha ha ha.

I've a good home security system, my emergency numbers are on speed dial, I doubt that I'll have to fend off any burglars so how should I fill my time? Most amusing answer gets the points!

Or is it just me?

1 = as romantic as a maggot on a stinking corpse

10 = as romantic as sunlight on the golden wings of a butterfly.

'cos even when I dream of you, the sweetest dream will never do, I'd still miss you babe and I don't wanna miss a thing' (Aerosmith).

Presently, the one song that makes me catch my breath when I hear it, is Fall at Your Feet, Crowded House.

and it still make sense?

e.g I don't wanna lose your glove, lay your glove on me, glove holds the key, glove on the rocks etc.

selling your home? I have strangers pointing at my cooker hood, caressing my heated towel rail and tape measuring my bed!

If you did I hope it was FANTASTIC!

For example, bungee jump, learn to play bridge, kill a man with your bare hands (I'm thinking of one particular man lol).

The other night my bf mistakenly grabbed hold of a white pillow case thinking it was his t shirt and fought to get it over his head and find the arm holes. lol.

Today a 3 year old nursery pupil at my primary school said, 'Miss, I love you. I'm going to buy you a Christmas present. I'm going to get you the most expensive thing in the pound shop.'

How about Michael Buble crooning, the crackle of a log fire, sleigh bells, rustling Cadbury chocolate wrappers, children's laughter, proclamations of love and joy.....or will it be the awkward conversational silence at the parental dinner table, cutlery scraping on plates and the sound of mastication?

being extradited from the springs of a child's trampoline in front of your prospective parents-in-law?

I bet you haven't, but please share any embarrassing moments you have had to endure.

I'm looking for a comfortable, smart but unpretentious, 4* hotel near the Barbican Centre.

I've just watched a documentary programme on televison about gold mining and I've just leant what a glory hole is. Furthermore, I refrained from giggling like a school kid.

Please say yes! A years worth of tins of soup have been bet on the answer to this. lol.

I like the sound of curtains swishing, drains gurgling, the 'ping' of a microwave, the scraping sound of a knife against toast.