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Ron Burgundy
I'm Ron Burgundy and I'm a big deal celebrity. I like scotch and the jazz flute. I also have great hair.
Can I convince you to purchase my newest CD, Afternoon Delights?
It has 100 tracks on it. Obviously, each and every single is about the art of baby-making. All of the songs besides a good 99 are song by me (Ron Burgundy.)
3 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoThis father's day, did you buy your dad a brand new Anchorman t-shirt?
If not, he disowns you.
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhy don't I see more men wearing moustaches and suits?
As an active moustache and suit wearer, I am confused and a little disheartened.
10 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoAre you staying classy, Yahoo Answers?
5 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoI am so mad right now...?
I'm a big deal celebrity. Why won't Yahoo A! advertise me on their front page as so? Are they freaking crazy?
22 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoMy friend, Brick, killed a man with a trident...?
... should I be concerned at all?
9 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhat story would you like me (Ron Burgundy) to report on?
Just name it, hippies, the government, steroids, your boss and I may just do it.
7 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoIs it alright to...?
... threaten that you'll punch someone in the ovary?
12 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoMy dog, Baxter, constantly...?
... poops in the refrigerator. Should I be angry? Because I personally think it's amazing.
8 AnswersDogs1 decade agoIs it wrong to shout this out of nowhere in public places...?
VERONICA CORNIGSTONE AND I HAD SEX AND WE ARE IN LOVE!
15 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDon't you hate it when your pants...?
... create the optical illusion of you having an erection. I swear that is awkward.
18 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhat do you like the most about Pleasure Town?
I like sliding down the rainbows.
8 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo women's periods really attract bears?
My friend Brick told me that it does.
15 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo you think T*ts Mcgee is a funny name to call someone?
I thought of it myself.
16 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoI am Ron Burgundy...?
10 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago