Derek O

Guy goes to a new course. Pro-shop guy tells him we do not have human caddies today but we have these experimental robot caddies we would you to try. He says "listen to him and play a round, give me feedback and I will buy your round."

Golfer says "Ok" and heads out to the first tee.

First hole is a 220 yard par 3. Guy grabs his 3 wood. Robot then says "3 iron" and keeps repeating. Guy decides to listen grabs the 3 iron and hits a great shot about 5 feet from the hole. the guy then goes for his birdie putt reads a break and the robot caddie says "straight putt"

Guy decides to listen and sinks a birdie putt

Ends up shooting the best round of his life.

The guy returns at the end of the week and asks for a robot caddie

Pro-shop guy said they had to get rid of them. The chrome on the robot was blinding other golfers. The guy says what about spray painting them black.

Pro-Shop guy says "we tried that, 2 of them did not show up for work the next day and the pro-shop got robbed!!!

Fun question, What song do you listen to that you would consider your favorite and listen constantly through your lifetime that if anyone else knew about they would make fun of you. Mine is Land Down Under by Men at Work?