Jamie M

I'm a teenage male, and in my adolescence I've had many a weird dream. But the one last night was just.... disturbing.

I don't know how it happened. But somehow, I had female genitals. Freaky I know. But I could somehow feel inside my "vagina" and touch a rough spot (my "G-Spot"?) and touch my "clitoris". I would go to the bathroom, and rather than leave, I would masturbate. I also went to one of my female friends (one of my favourite female friends) and asked her how I could pee sideways :S What I think is even creepier is sometimes I had a penis.

You probably think I'm a creepy git now :P But I really wanna know the meaning behind this. I'm guessing it's probably something to do with the epic search for the vagina... but I'm not 100% sure. I'm also kinda scared of what was happening with my fingers as I could "feel" what was going on...

I was wondering if I could get some help with some of these maths questions, they are the same question with different numbers.

The question (well, the way it's phrased, sounds more like a command) is : "Find the points of intersection of the graphs represented by the equations X - 2Y = 1 and Y = X^2 + 3X - 2

I've tried everything I could think of XD

There is another question that is the exact same except the second equation is X^2 + 4Y = 6

All help is greatly appreciated :)

I currently have an Ipod Shuffle and a Motorola Motofone F3. I was looking for an MP3 player with more capacity, and I'm kinda struck between the two things mentioned above. The thing is, the 5220 would replace my phone aswell, does anyone have this phone and sing it's graces? And I've been looking at the P2, it looks really cool with it's touch screen interface. Can anyone help me decide?

Btw :

5220 is £70 On T - Mobile Pay as you go (my current Tariff) http://shop.carphonewarehouse.com/pay-as-you-go/no... and CNET says it can use 8gb micro SD cards.

The 4gb P2 is £90 on Amazon http://www.amazon.co.uk/Samsung-YP-P2JAB-XEU-Touch...

So which would be better? Which has better sound quality and is a better device overall? Please help! :)

The O2 Iphone plans are really expensive. I was wondering if I bought one on contract, unlocked it then activated it with my own T - Mobile sim would I still have to pay for the contract? And will O2 penalise me?

Hiya! This is my first question, so I'm new to this :)

One of my maths homeworks' questions is :

"Find the points of intersection of the graphs represented by the equations x + 2y = 1 and y^2 (squared) = 2x - 5"

I have no idea what to do, because all the questions like this before have been easier :(