High 'N' Dry

will taking one Oxycontin 10mg pill be the same as taking one percocet 10mg?

I'm just wondering

This morning I woke up and it was Friday November 30th. I went to bed the night before but it was a week ago, Friday November 23rd....What happened? I know I didn't sleep for a week. Other people live here...I think, they would have woken me up. And I swear yesterday seems like it was three weeks ago. Am I in some kind of time warp or something? Anybody else experiencin this

also I've been hearing these odd whistling sounds followed by a series of random clicks. And I see dark shadows everywhere I look.

Yeah I don't need a long description of it. Long paragraphs don't hold my attention.

My questions:

1.) Who is "PSY" and how did he get so famous, particularly here in the U.S.

2.) What exactly is he saying? Some people have told me he's saying "open condom style" but that can't be right...right? Well it is possible Tom Green made a song about his anus about 10 years ago or so and got famous for that bs.

3.) What is he doing in the video, riding an invisible horse? Whats up with this guy and Clint Eastwood interacting with invisible objects? is this a new fad or something?

4.) Who is "PSY" and how did he get so popular? have i already asked that?

5.) Why?

Now I like that song, I think it's funny, I'm just wondering wth is going on ???

I need someone to sum all that up into as few words and sentences as possible.

Hot buttered lug nuts!

I've had pest problems my entire life. But just recently in this past month when it got freezing cold the rodents have become a problem again (which is normal, I live next to a huge farm and garden). Every year I set traps and put poison out and I usually don't have any problems.

What's different about these rats are that they are extremely noisy, I am barely getting any sleep at all. I am having to sleep at a friends house and in my truck some nights. Normally they would usually just scratch around and you could hear them chewing on things and they would make the occasional squeak. But these guys are constantly squeaking, all day, all night. Non-stop, it is really unbeliavable. And I discovered the strangest thing last night... (I spent the night here, didn't feel like staying in truck) They will only squeak when I have my television on. If the tv is off or on mute, they shut up. I can turn my tv or radio (anything that makes noise) and they will all start squeaking. Turn it off literally two seconds later and they've all shut up again.

What is up with that? I would think they would be moving around when the tv was off, not on. The only thing I can think of is that they think I can't hear them while i have the tv on or something? does that make any sense? Or maybe they've had a bunch of babies? I'm stumped. But the tv thing has really got me wondering. I'd really like an explanation for this.

I'm not really concerned, I'm just wondering. I have unusually high amounts of ejaculate (come, or whatever you wanna call it...) My balls are quite big, literally almost double the size of most testicles. My penis isn't unusually large or anything, although not small either. It's right under seven inches. Most girls I've been with totally love such a huge come shot, others were gross out by it. It seems to scare them at first then they seem to fall in love with it, lol. Most of the time, especially if I haven't released in a few days, I have about four of five streams that come out that can shoot out as far as almost six feet (i've measured it), and then after that six or seven more smaller spurts will come out but not as violently (maybe two to four feet in range) and then I will still slowly, gradually drain semen for almost a minute and then I'm done. I have no problem with it my lately it's been shooting out so hard and fast and in such large amounts that It's been hurting the inside of my penis and stretching my pee hole. I'm not even joking. I've also noticed I have a ton of "pre-come". Which I always have but way more than usual now. Also, it's freaking my current girlfriend out, and she wants me to find out about it. And I frankly dont know who to ask. I think that's about it, I mean, is this normal? This isn't going to get worse or hurt me one day is it? I'm kind of nervous and almost scared to have intercourse. If I think of anything else I will post it....thanks

also, I am 22 years old. 6 ft 5 in tall. 245 lbs.

I'm not really concerned, I'm just wondering. I have unusually high amounts of ejaculate (come, or whatever you wanna call it...) My balls are quite big, literally almost double the size of most testicles. My penis isn't unusually large or anything, although not small either. It's right under seven inches. Most girls I've been with totally love such a huge come shot, others were gross out by it. It seems to scare them at first then they seem to fall in love with it, lol. Most of the time, especially if I haven't released in a few days, I have about four of five streams that come out that can shoot out as far as almost six feet (i've measured it), and then after that six or seven more smaller spurts will come out but not as violently (maybe two to four feet in range) and then I will still slowly, gradually drain semen for almost a minute and then I'm done. I have no problem with it my lately it's been shooting out so hard and fast and in such large amounts that It's been hurting the inside of my penis and stretching my pee hole. I'm not even joking. I've also noticed I have a ton of "pre-come". Which I always have but way more than usual now. Also, it's freaking my current girlfriend out, and she wants me to find out about it. And I frankly dont know who to ask. I think that's about it, I mean, is this normal? This isn't going to get worse or hurt me one day is it? I'm kind of nervous and almost scared to have intercourse. If I think of anything else I will post it....thanks

also, I am 22 years old. 6 ft 5 in tall. 245 lbs.

I have DIRECTV and they have literally taken all of my favorite channels off. Well, Viacom did not Direct...I guess, I really don't know or care. I'm just wondering how long is this going to last? It's happened two or three times before and it didn't take this long, plus it wasn't my favorite channels. I'm not gonna pay for DIRECTV when I can't even watch what I want to.

So I'm thinking about switching, or at least canceling Direct. I'm gonna give them to tomorrow and see if they've got it worked out by then. If not, I'm calling Dish. Which brings me to my final question, is Dish Network having the same problems with Viacom or are they still showing all of the channels?

First let me say I am completely serious, this is not a joke. I have a bucket list that I'm currently working on and one of the things I need to do is to drink Nikki Sixx's urine. Does anyone know how I can get in contact with him? Thanks in advance

Xoxo,

High 'N' Dry

Is it okay to eat random wild mushrooms you find? I was pretty sure it was okay and told my girlfriend to try them. She didn't want to at first but then I ate one and then I shoved one up my butt and then she took that one and ate it and liked it. She ate about a dozen more, just random @$$ mushrooms we found around the yard. Anyway she started acting funny here about three days ago and stopped breathing and then crawled under my trailer and passed out. I immediately smoked crack and forgot about it until tonight when I accidentally noticed her under the house and I asked her what the hell she was doing under there, and would you believe that ***** wouldn't even answer me! The nerve of that lady of the evening!

Anyway I then immediately put my penis back into my pants and took the gerbil out of (her) anus which I had inserted when I first noticed her under there. I ran inside as quickly as I could and grabbed a bottle of Lysol, but not before sitting back in the recliner and rubbing one out while huffing air duster and snorting Xanax. Anyway when I got done I got back to her just as quick as I could and funneled the Lysol down her throat (I had to remove the funnel from my anus first, however. (I do not recall how it got there, but I liked it and I'm going to do it again as soon as I finish this message. I could probably use some help so if you wanna swing by try to come within the next thirty or forty minutes because I just took twelve Ambien and I don't plan on being awake much longer)).

Anyhow after I funneled the entire bottle of Lysol down her throat and sniffed her anus exactly nine times I was pretty sure she would wake up and start having sex with me right there under the trailer. Boy, I felt like a hero! But my victory was short lived. The Lysol only made her face turn blue. I think it used to be white or pink, maybe black. No wait I think it was silver. But that's not important, unless you think it is and you want to talk about it, we can. But I will probably rape you. Just letting you know.

Well the girl isn't breathing, moving, and no heart beat. Is she dead? What should I do? I've already removed her face am I supposed to have sex with the dead body now or should I wait for Mel Gibson? Screw it, I'm not waiting, Mel gets sloppy seconds. (as always, ha!)

Well, I guess I'll be off then I've got four dead bodies to have sex with (the other three were given to me, as gifts). But before I do that have to insert that funnel up my anus, it feels neat y'all!

jus asking

I need help getting my dog to go outside to use the bathroom again. We have a doggie door and a dog yard so they can go in an out as they please. Anyway, one of my dogs who isn't even a year old yet, was outside and ran in squealing really loudly and obviously was in severe pain. She is only 4 pounds. I thought a snake had bitten her because it has happened before to another dog of mine years ago. I went into the dog yard and I didn't see anything. But she stopped squealing after about ten or fifteen minutes, we were gonna take her to the vet but she finally got better. I'm thinking it was a wasp or a hornet because we have a lot of them around here. We also have large lizards called Broadheaded Skinks or something that have teeth and hurt kind of bad when they bite, I've picked one up before, bad idea. I see these lizards all the time.

The problem is she will not go outside now, and is starting to use the bathroom in the house again. She's been house broken for a few months now, and was doing very good until this happened. I've even walked out in the yard with her and played with her but she will only stay for a few minutes before running back inside. What can I do to get her to start going outside again? I'm not cruel I'm not trying to lock her outside, it's like 100 degrees in the daytime right now where I'm at. But I don't want to wake up to pee and poo on the floor everyday either. Help?

I've been wondering about this a lot lately, it was two years ago this month. And I've been regretting it a lot. Anyway I was going out with this girl for about a week (she wasn't from my town she was just visiting her family and she was wanting to go out with me and go to the movies and stuff). This girl was incredibly hot, she seriously could have been a supermodel. And totally cool, there is not a day that goes by that I don't think about her. I just remember after 2 or 3 days she started getting a little touchy-feely. Lots of hugs and even a good smooch. She touched my leg (my thigh, actually she kind of rubbed it) a few times over the next few days. And I had her in my bedroom a couple times but all we did was get high and watch movies and talk. Well I've always been shy as **** and I never did make a move. Anyhow the time came she had to leave and she never even told me goodbye that day. I've only talked to her twice since then, once over the phone for maybe five minutes, and the other time via texting. Now I have a feeling she was trying to get more physical and I also have a feeling she's ticked off at me for some reason, probably because I didn't do anything.

So what do you guys think? Should I have went for it? Do you think I could have actually got her? Also, why would she be mad at me? I heard she just went through a really bad break up and I'm thinking about calling her but I'm just really nervous. Thanks

I read this on wikipedia:

"The game is being designed to be playable even by those who are not too skilled at action games. These types of players can recruit strong NPCs and let them do the fighting during combat as they watch over the battlefield"

Being "not so skilled at action games" this would help me greatly. But are these NPC's they're talking about from other players or are they game generated? I don't have high-speed internet so getting other peoples pawns is out of the question. Will these also be game generated is basically what I'm trying to ask..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon%27s_Dogma

I'd just like to know how difficult this game will be. I plan on buying it along with the strategy guide. I'm not the best video game player in the world, I like games that are easy and kind of easy going. Like Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion you are able to adjust the difficulty to your liking making the game either super easy or extremely hard. My second favorite is the Fable series, which is just all around easy to me. Will Dragon's Dogma be like these games? Easy like Fable? Able to change difficulty like Oblivion? Is the gameplay more similar to Fable or Elder Scrolls? Will I really need a strategy guide?

Also, I don't have high speed internet so will I be able to play this game (the single player campaign) by myself? I understand there will be three or four other adventure's with you, will these be controlled by AI if I can't connect to play with other people? Am I making any sense at all?

I'd appreciate if someone would enlighten me to all of this before I go out and spend $60-80.

I'm wondering if this game is worth buying just for the single player campaign alone? Reason being I live in a place where I'm unable to get high speed internet, so no X-box live for me....But I really enjoy the Resident Evil series and I'd like to add this to my collection, but only if I'm able to play (most) of it...you'll never get the FULL gaming experience now-a-days when your stuck with dial-up.

When I say pain pills I mean lortab, lorcet, percocet, etc. Every time I take them all I want to do is play video games? I don't even like video games that much but it's all I can them about when I'm on them? Anybody else like this? This has been going on for six years.

Am I able to sue someone if me and that person went halves on a vehicle? Actually, it cost's $12,700, I paid $8,000 and my mom put in the rest. So really, I put more money into it. Anyways I had a slight wreck yesterday, and I didn't damage the truck at all. Maybe just a scratch or two, which I volunteered to pay for. My "mom" who I don't call mom, I call her by her first name, we've never been on good terms....She stole my keys and is saying that the truck is hers now? After just one minor little wreck? You wouldn't believe the stuff she said to me. And I'm almost 22 years old, its not like I'm a 15 year old that was being irresponsible. I'm not going to get into the details of the wreck, I just want my money back. The $8,000 I put in it, the money that I worked my *** off for. I really don't know what to do, like I said we've never been on good terms, literally. I wouldn't mind seeing her locked up, but right now I just want the money. Is there anything I can do?

Every time I play the game I attempt to start this quest, but it just isn't happening. I've went to Windhelm, went to another hold, and then returned back to Windhelm, probably twenty times now. (I am doing this right, huh?) I've also entered Windhelm at night, still no quest. What am I doing wrong? Everyone says you only have to enter and leave three or four times...

I lost my best bow and I have no idea where to buy them. I'm used to just finding them off of enemies or in chests, but I don't have time to go looking for one. Is there a shop that sells them?

I'm trying to buy the Hjerim house in Windhelm. Apparently you have to do a sidequest to purchase it. Everyone says a guard will give you the quest...but I've talked to all the guards I've seen (including regular civilians) and nobody is giving me this quest or even talking about it! What do I do??