philly1330

Bart, to Lisa (i think): Don't take that tone with me lassie or i'll give ya a taste of the back o' me hand!

I always thought this was funny but i could never find it to see it again, and google doesn't turn up much. The quote isn't verbatim, i'm not sure exactly how it went. Thanks for your help, simpsons fans!

The trade deadline is at the end of July, but trades continue throughout august and september regardless. What is the point of the deadline if it doesn't even matter?

I'm not trying to sound insulting or demeaning, and i understand that there may be some men out there that find it attractive for some reason (i don't know any), but high-waisted anything (and i mean anything, anywhere, for any reason) looks absolutely hideous. It's very difficult for a healthy male to be turned off by what a woman is wearing, but this does it immediately. Why? How does this happen? Did the female community decide that mirrors were no longer necessary? Did you decide that looking 20 pounds heavier and 30 years older was a wise fashion choice? Please, ladies...what's the fascination with this unimaginably hideous fashion trend? I have to know.

It is very hard for a women's fashion choices to make them less attractive in the eyes of a man, but that's what's been happening as of late. As a healthy male, i am finding it difficult to understand why anyone would ever leave the house wearing high-waisted anything, skinny jeans, ugly pantsuits, clashing colors, those giant and stupid stomachbelts, ugly pumps you can barely walk in, bold lipstick pounds of makeup, etc. I could go on forever, but the point is, why? Do you own a mirror? I understand that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but come on...high-waisted pants? Mom jeans? Really? Noone can possibly find that attractive. Is it due to an absolute desperation to look unique? Are we in a terrible fashion era? Is it some sort of psychological disorder?