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Mic: my dad has medals for golf, swimming, and tennis.

Shil: Wow! He must be a good athlete.

Mic: No. He's a burglar

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Boring husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?

Bored wife: Because I married the wrong man!

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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Funny English sentences !!!

1. Don't dare talk in front of my back !

2. Both of you three get out of the class !

3. Why are you so late. Say yes or no?

4. Take 5 cm wire of any length !

5. I have two daughters, both of them are girls !!

6. All of you stand in a straight circle !

7. Quiet... The Principal just passed away.

8. Everybody stand lenghtwise..

9. Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here ??

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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?

FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night".

So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night.

The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says "if you can make that horse over there cry i will give you free drinks for the rest of the night.

So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts crying, and the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender asks what the man did to make the horse laugh and what he did to make him cry.

The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than he does and to make him cry I showed him".

A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store.

His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"

"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."

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How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture?

Just say "Fees!"

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