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By English I mean US and UK versions.

I'm beginning a new project - web site - and stuck on the name to choose and therefore need your valid suggestions.

The site is a social one which allows the user/member to 'vent' their feelings over various issues.

The site will have a .COM extension.

Here are some choices - they have to have the word 'SCREAM' or 'SCREEM';

1 - uscream

2 - youscream

3 - uscreem

4 - youscreem

5 - wescream

6 - wescreem

7 - allscream

8 - allscreem

Any other suggestions welcome.

Thanks in advance you guys.

1. Call her in the morning

2 Text her and say 'I love you' - cos I want more

3 Call her and tell her that its alright to be a vicars daughter.

4 Next please - tomorrow cos I'm out of milk right now and a little bit sore

I asked this a few days ago but at the wrong time of day and got little response so I am asking again to help a friend of mine. He is looking for a signature to use when on various forums etc. Unfortunately he uses Windows! I only use Linux and my signature on various forums etc is;

'Though I walk through the valley of the blue screen of death,

I shall not be afraid because there is a penguin waiting to welcome me on the other side... '

But for his Windows please help me/him choose from the following or give suggestions...

1. No keyboard present

Hit F1 to continue

Zen engineering?

2. Hal, open the file

Hal, open the damn file, Hal

open the.....

Oh please please Hal....

3. Out of memory.

We wish to hold the whole sky,

But we never will.

4. A crash reduces

your expensive computer

to a simple stone.

5. Stay the patient course

Of little worth is your ire

The network is down

6. This site has been moved.

We'd tell you where, but then we'd

have to delete you.

7. First snow, then silence.

This thousand dollar screen dies

so beautifully.

8. Login incorrect.

Only perfect spellers may

enter this system.

9. The Tao that is seen

Is not the true Tao, until

You bring fresh toner.

and my fave...

10. Windows has crashed!

Saying 'I am the Blue Screen of Death'.

No one hears my screams.

Through darkening blue windows

I begin again.

The code was willing,

It considered my request,

But the chips were weak.

Chaos reigns within.

I will reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.

Now, before you choose, you must get on your knees and hail the PENQUIN.

For those who are innocentely unaware, the PENQUIN is the GOD of all Linux distributions.

Hail the PENQUIN, HAIL,HAIL, HAIL......rant....rave....

OOOh, er...Oh dear....

Cos thats all she seems to ask about!!!!!?

When it rang he answered saying 'How did you know where I was?'

for my friend who, unfortunately, stll uses Windows. I only use Linux and my signature on various forums etc is;

'Though I walk through the valley of the blue screen of death,

I shall not be afraid because there is a penguin waiting to welcome me on the other side... '

But for his Windows please help me/him choose from the following or give suggestions...

1. No keyboard present

Hit F1 to continue

Zen engineering?

2. Hal, open the file

Hal, open the damn file, Hal

open the.....

Oh please please Hal....

3. Out of memory.

We wish to hold the whole sky,

But we never will.

4. A crash reduces

your expensive computer

to a simple stone.

5. Stay the patient course

Of little worth is your ire

The network is down

6. This site has been moved.

We'd tell you where, but then we'd

have to delete you.#

7. First snow, then silence.

This thousand dollar screen dies

so beautifully.

8. Login incorrect.

Only perfect spellers may

enter this system.

9. The Tao that is seen

Is not the true Tao, until

You bring fresh toner.

and my fave...

10. Windows has crashed!

Saying 'I am the Blue Screen of Death'.

No one hears my screams.

Through darkening blue windows

I begin again.

The code was willing,

It considered my request,

But the chips were weak.

Chaos reigns within.

I will reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.

Now, before you choose, you must get on your knees and hail the PENQUIN.

when you're in space?

Please

Hello. Before I start please note that I have absolutely NO PROBLEM as regards Seagulls or any kind of animals/species. In fact I have a great respect for them so please do not take this as being offensive.

I live in a mulit-storey flat/appartment, quite high up. My neighbour above me constantly feeds the Seagulls at this time of year - as they do come inland at this time. No problem. The trouble is that he feeds them from his kitchen window directley above my kitchen window at least twice a day. I am sick and tired of cleaning up the droppings from my windowsill and especially from my kitchen window, so much so that when I am out a work I have to make sure the window is closed. I clean the mess 3 times a week.

Now, I have confronted my neighbour about this but all I get is disgusting abuse. The landlords/authority say they cannot do anything as it is not illegal to feed them. Like I say, I have no problem with feeding them but maybe it has come to the point to scare/deter them. They feed regardless of whether I am stood at my window, ( kinda like a screcrow ), or even if I put a cat at the window!

Any non-abusive methods of help would be appreciated.

Thank you.

Dear Father,

Thank you for getting me to thi$ univer$ity. It$ really good. My $hared appartment is very good

and my new friend$ are quite nice and very $ociable.

The cour$e work i$ hard but that$ what it$ all about!

I know I have to budget the monie$ that you send but thing$ are a bit tight. My $tudies in economic$ are becomming

very u$eful.

Plea$e tell mum and little $i$ that I look forward to the $ummer break. It will take me a longer time to get home

co$ I'm having to thumb a lift.

Your$ truly and $incerely,

$ydney.

DADS ANSWER:

Dear $on,

It$ alway$ good to hear from you. Mum$ busy right now. $o is your little $i$ter.

And the an$wer is NO!

$ee you in the $ummer.

Dad.

Dear Father,

Thank you for getting me to thi$ univer$ity. It$ really good. My $hared appartment is very good

and my new friend$ are quite nice and very $ociable.

The cour$e work i$ hard but that$ what it$ all about!

I know I have to budget the monie$ that you send but thing$ are a bit tight. My $tudies in economic$ are becomming very u$eful.

Plea$e tell mum and little $i$ that I look forward to the $ummer break. It will take me a longer time to get home co$ I'm having to thumb a lift.

Your$ truly and $incerely,

$ydney.

Dad's answer;

Dear $on,

It$ alway$ good to hear from you. Mum$ busy right now. $o is your little $i$ter.

And the an$wer is NO!

$ee you in the $ummer.

Dad.

1. Poppadum Preach - Madonna

2. Korma Chameleon - Culture Club

3. Bhaji Trousers - Madness

4. King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free - Wham

5. Dansak Queen - Abba

6. Korma People - Pulp

7. Tikka Chance On Me - Abba

6. When I Phall in Love - Nat King Cole

8. You Can't Curry Love - Diana Ross and the Supremes

9. Korma Police - Radiohead

10. Things Can Only Get Bhuna - D:Ream

11. Tears On My Pilau - Kylie Minogue

12. It's Bhuna Hard Days Night - The Beatles

13. Brothers in Naans - Dire Straits

14. Girlfriend in a Korma - The Smiths

15. Pilau Talk - Doris Day

16. It's My Chapati and I Cry If I Want To - Dave Stewart/Barbara Gaskin

10 points for best aswer.

Oh, I don't want anyone who thinks they have had a Kebebab. I think I've had one but I'm always to drunk to know!

...say;

'pull my nightdress down when you're finished'

'ceiling needs painting'

'oh, if you must'.

Lovely not.

Get a missus..

Any more?

...the stock market

They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers

They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...horses

Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...refrigerators

They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

any more?

Ha ha ha ha!

A small digestive tube with lots of noise at one end and no resposibility at the orther!

Any more?

What are the best reactions?

Windows has crashed!

Saying 'I am the Blue Screen of Death'.

No one hears my screams.

Through darkening blue windows

I begin again.

The code was willing,

It considered my request,

But the chips were weak.

Chaos reigns within.

I will reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.

Any better ones?

What do you tell the ploice when the pull you over?