Tom

I always wear my pants in the same place...my stomach pushes the front down and my hips keep the sides up and if I move around a lot then my waistband will naturally move to the same location. If I wear them tight enough my stomach and love handles poof out. If I were to wear my waistband high enough to sit on the love handles and stomach, would the consistent pressure create a new waistline or would I just be uncomfortable? In the long run, I want to wear my pants higher so that my shirt never accidently shows my backside, but anytime I hike my pants over that magic threshold they just fall back down a short time later.

For example, if an accounting certificate has 4 options, you are meant to take the courses required by all four options and then the remaining special courses to be certified in that option. Are you allowed to earn option 1, then take the few courses needed for option 2, and end up earning all 4?

I bought simplicity 2917 which is a misses/womens pattern. It says that it will make sizes 10-18 and 20w-28w. When I got it home and openned it it only has pattern tissue for 10-18. There are no instructions about the 26w size that I bought it for. What am I missing?

I see a super creepy resemblance between the humancloned alien from the 4th alien movie and mitt romney when he tucks his chin and looks out across crowds. Anybody?

I sometimes see a bee or wasp that is alive and flapping its wings but can't get off the ground. It just buzzes across the pavement making an extra loud buzz that I can hear from all the way across the street. After a while ill check back and find it dead. What happened and what makes the buzz seem so much louder?