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i remember i had to go up to show my project in biology class, but i had a you know.... erection in my pants so in a way of not standing up and showing my small yet visible package, i told my teacher i didnt have it and took an F for it... anyone got some?

need help on who can make the funniest band name. click the image, come back and try to name it

http://i.imgur.com/qogE2.jpg

thumb your favorite names

first of its not a shock site, its from a horror movie but i forget the name, anyway i cant sleep right now because of it.

the gif is kinda small though, sorry :(

http://i.imgur.com/b5rDB.gif

eating cinnamon rolls?

i love them

>Im at a track meet

>Chilling out on bleachers, waiting for my race

>cute girls in skimpy track uniforms EVERYWHERE

>i begin thinking naughty thoughts

>Massive erection is hidden by my roomy track pants

>"HEY SON WE CANT FIND JOE, YOU HAVE TO TAKE HIS SPOT"

>Slip my johnson into my waistband as i stand up

>Solid snake my way across the field, no one suspected a thing

>Take pants off, now i am only wearing bright yellow short-shorts

>Walk quickly to my blocks

>Bend over to hide my massive bulge

>THE MOMENT OF TRUTH IS AT HAND

>race starts

>erection immediately frees itself

>Begins bouncing and waving dramatically

>A loud slap can be heard each time it hits my thigh

>THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

>it begins spinning as we round the corner

>Penis: "DONT WORRY BUDDY I GOT YOUR BACK."

>HELICOPTER MODE: ENGAGED

>penis propels me into first place and i take the lead

>HOLY CRAP I FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO

>Beat the black kids

>Receive a prophetic vision of one day creation a helicopter made of penises

>Still have to walk ALL the way back across the field to the starting line to retrieve my pants

>let my erection shamelessly protrude

>GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE

well it continue uploading the video?

For me, the worst spot to hang out is over by the art rooms, i just wanna see if we all have a similar place that was sorta the weird spot

(i would know, because i use to hang out by the art room sophmore year...)

Im to lazy to drag my mouse over that address and then copy and paste it in my firefox :/

Its 1 am, and im still up... but WHY!

is there a way to turn a power chord into a regular chord? like a G major or something?

like is there a way to make this power chord below to one? i know it sounds kinda weird but im new at playing guitar and power chords on my acoustic dont sound that well,

E-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

B-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

G-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D-7-77-777-7-77-777-----------------------------------------------|

A-7-77-777-7-77-777-----------------------------------------------|

E-5-55-555-5-55-555-----------------------------------------------|