Big Boobs McGee

ask a stupid question in the hope that you might get some silly answers and instead you get a load of serious cr@p, like my previous question?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvVi0...

I've heard people going on about "sealing up" after a long time without sex. Does this really happen?

and leaving great big steaming turds down them.

Do you think he has a strange fetish for crapping in ladies loo's?

How can i deter him from doing it again?

to sing "YOU FAT B*STARD" to my boss....i'm not sure it would go down well though. What shall i do to supress this urge?

kebabs, shags and fags or wining and dining?

The cats near my local takeaway always seem to go missing!

After asking numerous "sexually related" questions and receiving many answer i'm starting to think that most Americans are prudes! The Brits seem to be confident and not shy with talking about sex.

What's your opinion?

I already have ears x4, tragus, lip x2, tongue, neck, nipple, wrist, hand web and "the naughties".

it's good though. It does Kitkats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Crisps the lot!

A builder climbs to the third floor of some scaffolding then realises he has forgot his saw.

He shouts down to his co worker but he can't hear him, so he does a bit of sign language.

He points to his eye (as in I), points to his knee (as in NEED) and then moves his arm back and forth in a saw motion.

His co worker pulls his pants down and starts to w@nk!

The builder climbs down the scaffolding and says "What do you think your doing, i said i need my saw?"

The co worker replies "I know boss, i was just telling you i'm coming!"

I pulled a really cute guy over the weekend, got back to the hotel, ripped his clothes off.....and there it was.....the baldest bits i have ever seen! Was i right to be freaked out, i mean i believe in men trimming, after all i don't want pubes stuck in my teeth! I grinned and beared it....but i don't think i'll be seeing him again!

I find my name a bit of an ice breaker and it's always a good giggle when people ask questions about it.

When i see a question i'm gonna answer i always check out the name of the asker first, because if they have a plain name i think they wont appreciate my sense of humour or my answers.

I'm not all up on the "God" thing. If i prayed for a huge lottery win and a fit bloke to keep me company and show me a good time, do you think God could deliver the goods?

I'd employ a fit bloke to hold my breasts all day so that i never had to wear a bra again!

masturbating????