Jeff Townley

Hi there. I'm 23 years old. About 160 pounds. I'm a smoker. Probably about 3/4 a pack a day. Been smoking now for about 4.5 years. My diet is fairly unhealthy. So, today, I woke up after getting maybe 5 hours of sleep. Had about a half a cup of coffee, a bunch if mini pancakes, and a banana. Then over the course of the day, I had some Coca-Cola, Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper, Pink Lemonade Gatorade, a Wendy's Triple Baconator, and a large French Vanilla Iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts, with cream, sugar and extra French vanilla lol. Right now, I'm light headed, nauseous, dizzy, drowsy, I'm shaky, kinda got the chills, small side of heartburn, and indigestion. And my stomach feels full, and I haven't eaten in 8 hours. With these symptoms, what's you're expert opinion?

I have a Galaxy S4. Every-time my phones dies, I go back to turn it on after charging and the phone says that the SD is damaged. And it only happens when the phone dies. I've had the phone for a little over 2 months, the SD card for probably over a year. I'm not going to take the phones advice by reformatting the card b/c I've got over 250 songs that I don't want to have to replace.

I drive a 2001 Saturn SL2. I had my motor replaced about 2 years ago. It's a motor. Anywho, since I've had it, everytime I get my oil changed, my engine starts to make a very distinct clicking sound when I've got about 800 miles left until I should get my oil changed. any thoughts?

Hello, my company purchased a used 2001 Ford Cargo Work van from a used car salesman in 2008. He sold the van with RV plates too. Today, a co-worker got pulled over for the plates not being on the right type of vehicle. The cop threatened to impound the vehicle and arrest said co-worker if he sees the van with the same plates again. We have a registration card that says the plates are registered to the van we drive. I really don't understand what to do. Contact the department that pulled the co-worker over and scan a copy of the registration card, contact the used car salesman, or buy new plates? Any other suggestions or answers to my conundrum?

Hello, my parents and I are looking to go on vacation during the middle of May and we have it narrowed down to 3 places, of which we have decided we would spend 7 days away from the nasty city we call Chicago. We want to most relaxing, most affordable, for the most part directly on the beach and we also would like somewhere with multiple activites (i.e. shopping, golfing, drinking). Trip 1 is Gulfport, Mississippi. Wednesday, May 15-Wednesday May 22. During trip 1, we were going to travel to New Orleans from Friday May 17-Sunday the 19th. Trip 2 is Miami beach, Florida. My dad and I would love to got to a Heat game! Golf in southern florida from what I've seen in Fort Myers is very nice. That is our 2nd option. Our 3rd option is Los Angeles, California. Preferably somewhere on the Pacific Coast, right along the shoreline, so not really LA, more Santa Monica all those nice places. I mean if the Lakers make the playoffs or the White Sox are in town to play the Angels, hell I'd go! (Checked the schedule, pretty sure the White Sox are in LA that week!) Any suggestions? I'm not going to give my personal opinion on where I want to go, I'll leave that one up to the public.

Most, if not all of us are familiar with the Columbine Massacre of 1999, where Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold shot and killed 13 innocent people (not including themselves) and injured up-wards of 20+ people. With the recent Sandy Hook shooting, those who are still fond of that tragic day in 1999 certainly haven't forgotten about that tragic day just 14 years ago.

To move on with my question, I need good evidence for a Homeland Security project. If anyone has a true and definite answer as to when the security recordings inside of the cafeteria of Columbine High School during the 4/20/1999 massacre were released, please don't hesitate to reply. Thank you all!

I had my phone in my left pocket and I spilled beer on it. Pulled the battery out, wiped it off and tried turning it back on. The screen doesn't turn on but the phone does turn on. And I know it turns on because the camer flash/flashlight turns on on the back of the phone. I turned the phone off and have taken the battery out at that is currently the phones status. Any options? It's a Verizon phone and this phone is a recently new phone, like 2 months new because my previous phone, another Ericsson was replaced so I ordered a refurbished one. Bought my first Ericsson September 2011 (If that means anything?). Anywho, a lady at the place I was at said that I should keep the phone off, battery out, and stick it in uncooked rice for a while until the rice has soaked up the moisture. Is this correct? Any other suggestions? Is my phone metaphorically F***ed?

I previously went to ITT Technical Institute, trying to get an associates in Criminal Justice, then I transferred out to the College of DuPage (considerably one of the best community colleges in the US), because I was going to be paying money out my @$$ for the next like 10-20 years. Once I get my Associates from there, I plan on getting my Bachelors from Indiana University-Northwest. Hypothetically, would I have been able to transfer from ITT to Indiana-NW with an Associates from ITT?

okay so, this dude is like 22-23, and ive known him for about a month now, and I F***ing hate him. Last nite, him and the chick I was with took my car to dump him on the side of the road near like Chicago, but she had a change of heart. She hates to dude more than I do, cuz he calls her nasty words like crazy. And he just calls me gay, which im not. Anywho, instead of dumping him out of the car, they went to a Little Caesars. She went in and waited in the car. The short dude was plastered in the car, which i think i mentioned was mine. I wasn't there, i was at the house we were chillin at. Anyway, whil she was in little caesars, he was in MY car, he pissed on my car, he scratched all my CDs that I had in the car, blew out the speakers, tore off the passenger sun visor and kicked off my sideview mirror, im done with him. Any cruel, but legal pranks i can pull on him?

Okay so, this may be a difficult question to answer for some people. From what I was told, ITT Technical Institute is dropping the Bachelor of Science program for Criminal Justice. I've only been going there for 3 quarters, so I only have like 36 hours. In June, they are dropping the program, so by then, I'll have 48 hours. So, when they drop the program, will I need to transfer to a different school once I get my associates or will they keep me to finish up the program because I have completed a years worth of class?

Okay, hi. I was just wondering when I can start smoking cigarettes again. I got all four wisdom teeth removed on Monday morning at like 9:30am. Today is Tuesday night at 8:15pm. I don't plan on having a cigarette tonight because I want to be careful. But, would it be safe if I started again tomorrow around like noon or should I wait until like Thursday or Friday? And don't give me a B.S. answer like, "you should quit smoking!" IDGAF!

Okay so, I've known this girl for about six months now. We're really good friends right now. A couple months ago, I decided I wanted to be more than friends. I asked her out and she said no because it would be awkward only because we are such good friends. Are there any suggestions on how I can get this girl to want to eventually go out with me?

I'm getting my wisdom teeth taken out on monday morning, today is saturday and I might have a touch of the stomach flu. Is it safe to have surgery when you have a stomach flu?

Okay so, I might be charged with a Class A Misdemeanor within the next few days for unintentionally participating in a "Dine and Ditch" at a local restaurant that I've never been to. If charged, if would be my first offense. I'm 20 and I've never done anything illegal in my life. Please some out there shed some light on the topic and give me a rough sketch on the possible consequences for me with a Class A Misdemeanor in Illinois when I'm a first time offender. Thank You so much for your help and God Bless you.

Okay so, one of my friends is looking to buy a car, and she is short by like $100. She asked me if I can lend her the 100$. Right now, I don't really have 100$. I could ask my parents to lend me 100$ and say I want to help this girl buy her car, but they would definitely say no. I need a good excuse for wanting to borrow $100. Any suggestions?

PS-A good excuse is not: I need to $100 to buy an eighth, really? c'mon people. Have a little more class. Haha

Ok so...I have an issue with my health. I'll start out back in September 2010. In September 2010 I started working out 2-3 times a week lifting heavy weights on pretty muscle on my body. Then in May, end of May 2011, I stopped working out altogether. Since like the end of August 2011, I have felt sleepy and fatigued all the time. And it has gotten worse since then. I really haven't had a full work out since like July. Those aren't my only symptoms. Since July, I really haven't had the full 3 meals a day. It's usually just a snack during lunch hour and then dinner. It has been like that since July. For some reason, lately, I always feel hungry. But when I try to eat a full meal, like for instance: a Buffalo Ranch Wrap at Buffalo Wild Wings. Or like today, I made a huge pizza for myself for lunch. Usually, I am able to eat the whole B-Dubs Wrap plus the cheese fries I order, or eat most of the pizza. But now, as of like two weeks ago, every time I try to eat a full meal, I can only get through so much without feeling like I need to puke. Obviously muscle weakness is another symptom. And my legs every once in a while feel extremely weak and it makes the feeling very uncomfortable, like I need to move them around. But it doesn't help much. Sometimes when I talk, I sort of have slurred or really fast speech. Also, I started smoking cigarettes exactly a year ago, so maybe I need to quit and it'll help me feel better? By the way, I'm only 20 years old. I just need to know if I need to change how I eat, work out more or if I might have something a little more serious. If it is more serious, please tell me what it is and what I need to do. Thank You so much, God Bless

For the last month, I've been feeling tired everyday. There was a couple days last month where I did a 40 hour shift at work, a restoration company so I was out in the field for a good 36 hours. With no sleep. Ever since then, i have been getting 8-10 hours of sleep. Maybe drinking and smoking a little bit here and there, and still getting a good 8 hours of sleep. I would wake up at like 8am and feel like sleeping before like 3pm. I had quite a few beers last Saturday night. Woke up the next morning feeling terrible. And today is Tuesday and the last few days I have felt dizzy and more tired than ever. I've have head aches from time to time. I don't know what to think of it. I would hate to say Brain Tumor but I don't want to get an MRI and find out that it is. So I camehere to Yahoo! Answers to find out what the experts would say. Is it the booze and pot or is it at all possiblities a possible issue with my brain?

Okay so this all started about a month ago. I work for my dads restoration company in Chicago. Last month there was a pretty large storm and I ended up not going to bed. I was supposed to go to bed around 2am, but that's what time we left our house to go to work and we didn't get back home until 11pm. That was a little over a month ago. And since then, my sleeping pattern has been messed up. I sleep on average 8 to 10 hours a night, and every time I wake up I still feel tired. I'll be tired in the middle of the day. And on days where I don't work, I'll be tired for no reason, and I'll feel like going to bed at like 5pm. Should I see a doctor for this or do I switch how I sleep?

1. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

2. Beyonce

3. Green Day

4. AC/DC

5. Guns n Roses

6. Def Leppard

7. Fleetwood Mac

8. Pitbull

9. Journey

10. Wierd Al Yankovic

Personally I'd like to see Def Leppard or AC/DC